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    Yet another rude comment. I have a group of Canadian suits at the end of the bar that I'm flirting with on Thrusday night. One was happy to inform me that I'm a "big girl." I told him, "It's fine if you say that, as long as you tell me that I'm beautiful, too!" He complied. RIGHT after that, his friend walks over looks at me and says, "You have stretch marks." WTF?!?!?! So, I said, "EVERYONE has stretch marks, besides, stretch marks are the sign of a REAL woman." Then I walked away.

    Funny thing, my midsection, which is mark free and nearly flat, was covered. I'm willing to bet that if he is married with kids, that his wife has a wrinkled belly. Wonder how many times a day he lets her know. ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!

    I think I might start charging people for insulting comments. "I charge $100 to have you project insults at me. Will that be cash or charge?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamazon
    I think I might start charging people for insulting comments. "I charge $100 to have you project insults at me. Will that be cash or charge?"
    YeaH that's totally what everyone should say to comments like these! I will definetley use it next time some asshole decides to confuse me with his own wife and insult me!

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    Awww, sorry about that hun, sucks when it happens! Well I've seen you and all I can say is you're simply da hotness, and it was their loss....pencil dicks!!!!!

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    Wow, the nerve of these assholes.... When guys used to say rude shit like that to me, I used to say, "Ha, well look at you....If you want to pick out flaws, go look in the mirror. That should be a full-time job" That is seriously a person with issues I can't understand who would go in a strip club with beautiful women and point out their flaws... can't they find anything else to make them feel better about themselves?

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    "I charge $100 to have you project insults at me. Will that be cash or charge?"
    Great idea.

    And they say it's an easy $20 for you guys...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamazon
    I think I might start charging people for insulting comments. "I charge $100 to have you project insults at me. Will that be cash or charge?"
    I understand that sentiment completely. These guys are getting a quickie free thrill from their insults instead of pursuing the flirtation that comes with a fee. That's why, in spite of the fact that we all know it's usually better in the long run to take the high road so please don't anyone pop in and remind us, it's so tempting to discourage that sort of freebie ego boost with an immediate attitude.

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    my favorite reply to the "big girl" comment is, "Yep. More woman tha YOU can handle." or if they are short, and I am sitting down, I jsut staqnd up to my full height of 6' in heels ,a say, "yes, and...?"

    As to stretch marks, jsut remember, if men could get pregnant, stretchmjarks would be a badge of honor! (which I consiser mine are, anyway!)

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    Nah Glam, you should be paying them for the insults- a quarter per uproarious laugh. When some chip-shouldered prick makes a crack at someone who has used their appearance to make a living... the comedy factor is quite good!

    I hope these guys aren't married either, but chances are they have a wife at home that enjoys the abuse frequently... right before they are off for their important 'business meeting' (ala stripclub visit).

    From a guy's perspective- they are doing this for one of two reasons: 1) They know they don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of ever getting with you so angst follows, or 2) You're paying for that prom denial incident in highschool or later skirt chase they weren't ever allowed to land.

    And "big" girl? Sounds like a chip-shoulder in training to me. He tried his hardest to come up with *something* for the amazonian, 5'9+ gorgeous , rockin' blonde before him and that's the best he could do. LOL. I'll bet if you flexed, he'd quickly scurry himself off to the restroom.
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    rarely i get a rude comment or two about how i have too many piercings or tats or how they ruin my body. i say, ' so, mr. tough guy, do YOU have the guts to stab 15 needles through your dick?'

    if they say i'm too skinny (my ribcage shows big time), i just say, ' yeah but i can go on the kiddie rides and eat all the krispie kremes i want!'

    there was a big girl i worked with and when she went on stage, guys would comment negatively to me how big she was. i would say, ' better watch out, she can flatten you with an ass cheek' then they'd shut up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Awww, sorry about that hun, sucks when it happens! Well I've seen you and all I can say is you're simply da hotness, and it was their loss....pencil dicks!!!!!
    I agree.I have also seen you and you are one of the hottest dancers I have EVER worked with.I always thought you looked very 'porn star'(In a good way) I would not take it personaly at all. You know they were just pretentious little boys who just could not handle your hotness.


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    I was talking to one of the girls at work last night and one of this guy's friends had given her his business card. He is some exec with Vanity Fair magazine or something like that. Guess that explains why Mr. Perfect felt it was acceptable to alert me of my flaws; he's in the fashion industry and the ladies that work in that industry are, well, usually younger than 27, have never given birth, and are right around a size 2 these days.

    It still isn't OKAY to be an insensitive prick, but he's probably used to seeing girls that are my height or taller and half as wide. LOL

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    Doesn't matter Glamazon. As I am sure you know, beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, and shame on those "professionals" who fail to see it when it is right in front of them.
    Sad how there are people in this world who feel the need to make themselves look/feel better by putting others down. Like I always say, what asshole customers say or do is a reflection of THEMSELVES, not of you. Those little shits. I'm sorry that happened to you. I am sure you're a total hottie too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamazon
    ... he's in the fashion industry and the ladies that work in that industry are, well, usually younger than 27, have never given birth, and are right around a size 2 these days.
    Yup, he was displaying the mindset that forms the very reason why the fashion industry is so f__ked. No clue about serving the real life diversity of women.

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    I'm underweight, chicken legs.. the whole bit ( but still damn sexy )....

    I remember one time, this skinny guy said to me, "You make me feel buff!" as he eyed my bony body. I looked at him for a beat then replied dryly "You make me feel smart".

    It feels so good to have The Right Comeback at The Right Time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IckPooYuck
    I'm underweight, chicken legs.. the whole bit ( but still damn sexy )....

    I remember one time, this skinny guy said to me, "You make me feel buff!" as he eyed my bony body. I looked at him for a beat then replied dryly "You make me feel smart".

    It feels so good to have The Right Comeback at The Right Time.
    Good for you. And I do want to add that even though I complain about the "big girl" comments, I am fully aware of the other end of the spectrum. One of the gals I was recently working with at Hustler Club here in SF and I were talking about this same issue. She sounds much like you, as far as body type and is also damn sexy. The comments she gets are things like, "Here's $5, go get a sandwich." or "Hey, why don't you lay off the meth?"

    It's just rude, jealous, insensitive people trying to bring someone down. Or just a glorious show of stupidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamazon
    It's just rude, jealous, insensitive people trying to bring someone down. Or just a glorious show of stupidity.
    Yup! I've been doing this for five years and just laugh at 'em now. I even privately judge their comments on creativity... I think my favorite so far is "Don't let Colonel Sanders get ahold of them legs!" I giggle just thinking about it! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by IckPooYuck
    I'm underweight, chicken legs.. the whole bit ( but still damn sexy )....

    I remember one time, this skinny guy said to me, "You make me feel buff!" as he eyed my bony body. I looked at him for a beat then replied dryly "You make me feel smart".

    It feels so good to have The Right Comeback at The Right Time.
    Another comment from the "skinny-minny" club: Last night, this overweight, mildly repulsive guy tells me while I'm onstage, "we need to feed you and put some meat on those bones". I calmly replied loudly enough for him and everyone around to hear, "why don't you share some of that extra fat YOUR carrying with me?". While everyone laughed, he tried to play it off like it was funny, but his red face and immediate grab for his stomach let me know it stung a bit. Good. Why these a-holes think it is okay for them to insult us is a mystery, but it sure is fun giving it back to 'em.


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