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    Arrow hehe... check this out

    http://www.identitytheory.com/insight/bruns9.html

    Sounds to me like this guy got burned pretty bad!

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    Uhoh girls he's got us pegged! Time to grab our 2-5k a week and head for the hills!!

    ~*Now shorty, she in the club, she dancin' for dollars, she got a thing for that Gucci, that Fendi, that Prada, that BCBG, Burberry, Dolce & Gabbana, she's feeding fools fantasies, they pay her cause they want her*~

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    My husband showed me that link. I just laughed.

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    LOL, yer right Brunette! Lets take our cash and get the heck outta here. Heh, it does sound like this guy got burned though.

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    He's the spokesman for all of our custy's. Just because he was a loser and got burned doesn't mean we all are like that. I for one definitely do not give bj's or handjobs in parking lots. At least not for free (just kidding).

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    Like, Omigod, he has my whole life, like, totally figured out! Yes I am constantly splurging my $2-5 K/week on my drug habit and my tan! I can barely type right now becaue my cell phone keeps ringing off the hook since I give EVERYONE my phone number! Hmmm, who is calling now? Is it Jim? Joe? Harry? Phil? Shame I can't talk right now, I am off to fuck 10 guys in Mexico! Wooooooooo! Maybe in 3 days I'll go back to work and continue my side business of giving blow jobs in the parking lot, as long as I can still sneak back in without anyone noticing and do my stage sets...Wow, he has me SO figured out it is scary! Can someone pass me a Xanax? I think I need to mellow out!

    LOL I am in a very sarcastic mood today, as if you couldn't tell.
    He does make a good point at the end (finally)...if you want sex, go hire an ecort!

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    Like, Omigod, he has my whole life, like, totally figured out! Yes I am constantly splurging my $2-5 K/week on my drug habit and my tan! I can barely type right now because my cell phone keeps ringing off the hook since I give EVERYONE my phone number! Hmmm, who is calling now? Is it Jim? Joe? Harry? Phil? Shame I can't talk right now, I am off to fuck 10 guys in Mexico! Wooooooooo! Maybe in 3 days I'll go back to work and continue my side business of giving blow jobs in the parking lot, as long as I can still sneak back in without anyone noticing and do my stage sets...Wow, he has me SO figured out it is scary! Can someone pass me a Xanax? I think I need to mellow out!

    LOL I am in a very sarcastic mood today, as if you couldn't tell.
    He does make a good point at the end (finally)...if you want sex, go hire an escort!

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    lol.. I cant believe he wasted his time.

    what a loser!

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    What a bitter loser this guy is.....the sad/scary part of this guys "story" are all the people who will read that and actually believe it! Thus continuing to feed the horrible stereotypes of dancers......

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    Scary indeed. This piece of manufactured, exagerated crap has been floating around for years. Every once in a while some PL who got "burned" by a dancer resurects it and posts it on TUSCL....or the Blue Site.
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    Her apartment is littered with soggy G-strings and cheap 8-inch heeled shoes,
    Those 8 inchers aren't cheap at all!!! Aside from that, the article is 100% accurate.

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    wow, so this is why i wont date anyone right now...so many men dont get it...
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    Holy shit! 2-5k a week! I need to go work at her club because I have appearantly been slacking off big time in that case! (Sigh) If only my life could be so exciting and full of adventure as hers....What a jackass, this guy is definatly NOT living on planet Earth!

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    Yes, it is a shame that this article will continue to perpetuate the horrible (and oftentimes false) stereotype of exotic dancers...

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    DON'T ever call her and not announce your name. Her phone rings more than all of the lines at the New York Times combined. Don't put her in the precarious position of trying to guess your name. "Is it Steve? Rick? Mike? Dave? Javier? Justin? Michael? Chris? Matt? Juan? Adam? Alex? Roberto? Ed? Brian? Eugene? Tim?"

    Oh well at least my name got mentioned in there hehehe


    But seroiusly, its just tounge in cheek humor, right?

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    This is an old article, there was a thread on here about it last year. I'll try to find it. Hell some of the girls on this site even tried to contact him, but I don't remember what happened.

    But I said it then, and I'll say it again, it's BS.

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    I want to know how everybody else is drunk, stoned, Xanaxed, AND still dancing on 8 inch heels. It makes me dizzy!


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    English translation of said article???
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Dear Stripper Web,

    On my trip through Stripperville I thought I could just walk into a strip club and get a phone number/date from one of the many dancers in the club. Several visits and some thousands of dollars later I found that strangely enough most dancers are not keen on meeting your average customer outside of a strip club. My fantasy crashed and burned. As a result I have decided to come up with this totally fabricated rant.

    1. You're not special.

    Nope - I just behaved like your average dickh*ad in a strip club and - lo and behold - there wasn't a queue to hand me phone numbers.

    2. She makes more money than you do.

    Entirely possible if you are a total dipstick. Wages at Wallmart are not known for their generosity.

    3. If you get emotionally involved with this girl, you're in for a hurricane of pain.

    Well, in your dreams anyway. To get emotionally involved you've actually got to register on her radar as someone interesting.

    3. She has more guy friends than you had all throughout high school and college, collectively.

    Having the personality of an amoeba tends to cut down on the number of guy friends you have.

    [By the way - you've got to be a dipstick to have two point 3's!!!]

    4. Her life is a flurry of activity selected at random.

    Or she could just go home knackered after a long shift, keeping a wary eye out for deluded customers who think that she actually fancies them, but is playing hard to get.

    5. She'll blow you off for three dates in a row.

    Cos she belatedly realised she made a mistake in giving you her phone number in the first place - but then pity's a powerful emotion.

    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Phil W.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lolita86
    http://www.identitytheory.com/insight/bruns9.html

    Sounds to me like this guy got burned pretty bad!
    Yep, he probably spent one to many paychecks in a club and wifey found out...

    'A state of mind'

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