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    Default Internet Axioms.

    1. Home is where you hang your @.
    2. The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
    3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
    4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
    5. Great groups from little icons grow.
    6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
    7. C:\ is the root of all directories.
    8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
    9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
    10. The modem is the message.
    11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
    12. The geek shall inherit the earth.
    13. A chat has nine lives.
    14. Don't byte off more than you can view.
    15. Fax is stranger than fiction.
    16. What boots up must come down.
    17. Windows will never cease.
    18. Virtual reality is its own reward.
    19. Modulation in all things.
    20. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
    21. There's no place like home.com.
    22. Know what to expect before you connect.
    23. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
    24. Speed thrills.
    25. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Default Re: Internet Axioms.

    Very funny stuff, thanks for making me laugh.


    Groovin'

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    Default Re: Internet Axioms.

    Glad I'm able to help.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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