.......I can't seem to NOT spill red wine all over my shirt everytime I drink it!!!!!!
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.......I can't seem to NOT spill red wine all over my shirt everytime I drink it!!!!!!
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"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M



Doh! Try Oxy-clean or a bib....![]()
Ehhh...you should just make it easy on yourself and drink naked.
Saves a lot of headache with stains and laundry. heehee
Can I come drink with you? LOL




definitely drink naked, I like that idea. But.......if you do drop it on the carpet use a cleaner with the oxy power and blot the stain don't rub it in.




oh yeah, use really warm water 'cause cold water sets the stain.





I drink my red wine w/a straw, to avoid it from touching my teeth. Sounds silly, I know...lol.![]()




I'm with the "drink naked" crowd. I think i'll get a t-shirt made up that says that!!!!
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thats like me and spaghetti.. GUARENTEED to get it on me somewhere... or driving and eating a chocolate bar.. i always end up with some on my ass.. looks like i crapped myself lmao..
its hard to say no to chocolate though
ive never had much of a problems with getting drinks on my self... just food..
Last edited by tragic-beauty; 03-08-2005 at 04:21 PM.
Me too. I am out of stuff to drink.
VG beat me to it.Ehhh...you should just make it easy on yourself and drink naked.
<S> VG
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.
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Besides the good old nekkid version. (My personal fav)
You could drink white wine or wear a red(burgundy) shirt.
My personal problem is spilling coffee on clean pants.





I got rid of the carpet, too.Originally Posted by showgirlschloe
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"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"





Get a sippy cup or suck bottle .![]()
who ever said "Drink naked" yeah.. uh, yeah.. do that but let me see it first!!! LOL
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ok seriously, guys!
I love red wine and drink it all the time. You have a few options, two of which I will outline below.
1) Drink very carefully - you are an adult. Perhaps working on your hand-mouth co-ordination (LOL)
2) Wrap a tissue around the glass so when some wine spills the tissue absorbs it for long enough fo you to pull the glass away from your body![]()
I was a pyanaya coza when I made that thread last night LOL! what else is new?????![]()
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
vse mu buvaem pyanumi cozami imogda (we are all drunken goats sometimes)
lol
As I have matured,I have learned "that one good turn....usually gets most of the blankets",-)





It's not like the first glass is the problem.Originally Posted by Meea
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And, that doesn't help when the final glass just turns sideways in your lap.2) Wrap a tissue around the glass so when some wine spills the tissue absorbs it for long enough fo you to pull the glass away from your body![]()
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"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"
Alright, alright.. I guess I was "samaya pyanaya koza!" (the drunkest goat LOL)
white wine will get red wine out of ANYTHING. Just pour some white wine wherever the red wine is and like magic......IT'S GONE!
Believe it or not, white wine works great for getting red wine stains out of clothing. You've got to get it when it's fresh though...I've tried this so I know it works.
Originally Posted by Vyanka
LOL VY! I Drink everything with a straw!HA!!!
Hi..My name is Kira..and I too, am a drunken goat.......(tonight, anyway
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I am lazy and I like to party





Well, on Guam, you gotta kill time somehow.![]()
"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"
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