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    Heard it like when I was in the 6th grade or something.... remembered it this morning and now I can't get it out of my head. Maybe this will help. (Joke sounds better when you say it out loud....slowly.)

    Q: How do you make a hormone?

    A: Don't pay her!

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    That's cute,LOL!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    I remember that one. Guys are still saying that one to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by susan
    Heard it like when I was in the 6th grade or something.... remembered it this morning and now I can't get it out of my head. Maybe this will help. (Joke sounds better when you say it out loud....slowly.)

    Q: How do you make a hormone?

    A: Don't pay her!
    I heard this the other day -

    Q: What comes on a hamburger?

    A: A pissed off waiter.

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    Woah Susan. This is trippy. Just yesterday, out of the blue, I remembered that joke and thought about posting it. LOL

    I heard it ages ago, can't remember where, when, or who told me.

    PJ.. heh.. nice!

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    That's cute but the way I heard it was a little different.

    Q: How do you make a hormone?

    A: Slap her upside her head.

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    LOL - yep, pretty stupid.....



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    wheee...here now i get a chance to post MY favorite stupid joke.

    {ahem}

    Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?

    A: Fuck her!


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    I'll go next! They're old, but if you haven't seen 'em, they're new to you! Heh

    Q: What's a priest's favorite meat to eat on Friday?
    A: Nun (None)

    (Yeah, you pervs were probably expecting a different answer, weren't ya? LOL)

    Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
    A: So they know which end to wipe.

    (Heh.. Sorry about that one, guys.)

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    Q: Why Can't Helen Keller do the Charleston?

    A: Because She's Dead.


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    how did helen keller discover masterbation?
    reading her own lips

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    Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?

    A: What the fuck does it matter? He's not gunna come when you call him anyways.

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    Those are all cute.
    Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
    A: Ground Beef.

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    I love these little jokes! Here's an oldie:

    Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and who is hanging on a wall?

    A: Art


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    Q: What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?

    A: A brothel sprout!

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    LOL Kitana!

    Quote Originally Posted by Blade
    how did helen keller discover masterbation?

    reading her own lips
    Oh my god.. can I catch my breath here, people?

    That's some funny shiet

    Why did the boy cross the road?
    Because he was stuck in the chicken

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