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    Smiley The Whys of Men

    I know you ladies can always use a good laugh...courtesy of a myspace friend of mine

    1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
    because they are plugged into a genius

    2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
    they don't have enough time

    3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
    they don't stop to ask directions

    4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
    because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock

    5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
    so they won't hump women's legs at parties

    6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
    you need a rough draft before you make a final copy

    7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
    don't know.....it never happened

    And my personal favorite:

    8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
    because a vibrator can't mow the lawn

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    LOL those are good Redzy baby!!
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    Red..ya freakin sex traitor you! Yer NOT supposed to post anti-men jokes here...that's a womans job! Ya know ever since a girls pic got put in yer folder you've been a lil feminine
    WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
    you need a rough draft before you make a final copy<~~~wrong!
    the correct answer is: He didn't want someone standin over his shoulder tellin him what he is doin wrong

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    ^ Amen, Blade.

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    William F. Buckley, Jr.

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    Touche, Blade
    And when the daughter of Herodias came in, and danced, and pleased Herod and them that sat with him, the king said unto the damsel, Ask of me whatsoever thou wilt, and I will give it thee. And he sware unto her, Whatsoever thou shalt ask of me, I will give it thee, unto the half of my kingdom.
    Mark 6:21-23

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    Hmmm.. Blade's right. You guys do just fine making some women anti-men all on your own.

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    Holy Shit Redz!Thats freakin funny!!Rlmao!!

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    Default Re: The Whys of Men

    as far as i'm concered, you're one of them now RedZ.


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    Default Re: The Whys of Men

    Quote Originally Posted by RedZ28
    5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
    so they won't hump women's legs at parties
    .......

    .... I should start going to the parties you you hang down with, Ms. RedZ. *Tosses out another pair of ruined pantyhose, swearing*

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