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    I am Quebecois ostie!!

    After, Only the Best's "Something to Offend Everyone" I was inspired to laugh my own self...so here it goes:


    I AM QUÉBÉCOIS
    I'm not unemployed, or smuggling cigarettes across the border

    I don't eat Pepsi and Mae West for breakfast

    I don't watch the hockey game while doing it doggy style.

    And no, I don't know Claude, Manon or Francois in Abitibi-Temiscamingue,

    but I'm sure they have nice teeth

    I smoke in church

    I speak Quebecois and Jouale, not French or English

    I pronounce it 'turd' not 'third'

    And eating french fries with cheese makes sense, mon osti!

    I believe in distinct society as long as someone else pays for it

    I believe in language police not equal rights

    And caulice, I believe that Club Supersexe is an appropriate place for my wife and me to celebrate our anniversaire,

    what the hell, she goes on at ten anyway!

    In Quebec, the Stanley Cup actually comes around more often than Halley's Comet

    I can get beer at the Dépanneur, not the convenience store!

    And maybe I can't turn right on a red light, but tabarnak! I can go right through it!

    Because Quebec is the world's largest producer of maple syrup,

    the home of Celine Dion AND Cirque du Soleil

    The land where everybody is shacking up

    And the drinking age is just a suggestion!

    Je m'appelle Guy

    And I am NOT Canadian! (Mautadit tabarnacle osti...Merci bonjour la visite)



    look for your own "I am" here:
    http://indefual.snowbank.ca/canada/j...html#quebecois


    Have fun!
    You know the saying? ... Celeste is the best!

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    Default Re: I am Quebecois ostie!!

    That was cool,eh!

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    Default Re: I am Quebecois ostie!!

    a canadian would say that. but a quebecoise like me would say That was cool CALISSE!
    You know the saying? ... Celeste is the best!

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    Default Re: I am Quebecois ostie!!

    oh yes..

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    Default Re: I am Quebecois ostie!!

    Very cute.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

    中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大




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    Default Re: I am Quebecois ostie!!

    LOL! Awesome Celeste!

    Ca me fait manquer ma famille! lol

    The BC one on that site sucks though...not very funny.

    Did that commercial play in the states? Probably not, eh.
    it was annoying at the time when it was playing non-stop, but in retrospect:
    genius.

    Feature costumes for sale!

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