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    Default Gun Toting Cats and Semen Laced Brownies

    No it's not some sick fantasy of mine. Just some news of the weird I thought I'd share.
    First the cat. Looks like another Darwin award narrowly averted.

    http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=567745

    BATES TOWNSHIP, Mich. Mar 10, 2005
    — A man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police said.
    Joseph Stanton, 29, of Bates Township in Iron County, was shot in his lower torso around 6 p.m. Tuesday, the state police post in Iron River reported. He was transported to Iron County Community Hospital


    Michelle Sand, a spokeswoman at the Iron River hospital, said Stanton was treated there before being transferred to Marquette General Hospital for further treatment. But Marcie Miller, a representative of the Marquette facility, said there was no record of the hospital receiving a patient by that name.

    A telephone message seeking comment was left Wednesday at Stanton's home.

    State police said he was cooking at his stove when the cat knocked the loaded gun off the kitchen counter behind him.

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    And now, a story about some treats with a little added surprise to them.



    http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/WaterCoole...tory?id=566710


    COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho Mar 9, 2005 — A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said.

    They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report.

    The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house.


    he student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies.

    The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said.

    The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote."

    School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Default Re: Gun Toting Cats and Semen Laced Brownies

    The cat one, was kinda sad but the brownies; now that's FUNNY!

    I think I'm gunna go make some brownies for work now......

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