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    Default Help me come up with a crafty scheme!

    I have to go work in a city that is 5 hours away from me. Obviously this means spending a few nights there.

    My problem is that I have to give my customer a story of why I'm going. If I tell him I'm going to work he'll get upset and I'd have to prove to him he's the most important blah blah blah.

    I was planning on going there a while ago and told him my family is going. Then the plan got cancelled and I told him we're not going. I'm not quite sure if I ever mentioned to him that I wanted to work there, but I can't take the chance of telling him I'm going with my family because he may see through my lie.

    Can anyone please please help me come up with a good story of why I have to be away for a few days? (and please don't tell me to tell him the truth - it is out of the question)

    ThaNKs!

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    Default Re: Help me come up with a crafty scheme!

    Why do you have to tell your customer anything. If you feel that you need to explain to him just tell him you are going for a little rest and shopping.

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    Default Re: Help me come up with a crafty scheme!

    ask him if he wanted to meet up with you there
    or
    tell him about a sick granny who might pass
    or
    tell him the girls and you are going on a girl road trip
    "may your work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like your being filmed and drink like a true Irishman "--anonymous
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    Default Re: Help me come up with a crafty scheme!

    He's a customer,you don't have to tell him anything.You have a life outside work just as he does

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    Default Re: Help me come up with a crafty scheme!

    Whethter he is a customer or a boyfriend or anything. You are a free individual who does not have to explain yourself to anyone but yourself...Does he pay your rent, bills, car etc??? Just go girl.

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    Default Re: Help me come up with a crafty scheme!

    He is the ultimate sugar daddy and he's the only one I dance for and he takes care of me 100%. I just need something different for a while.

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    Default Re: Help me come up with a crafty scheme!

    Quote Originally Posted by Meea
    He is the ultimate sugar daddy and he's the only one I dance for and he takes care of me 100%. I just need something different for a while.
    In that case, he should understand if he cares for you at all. He wouldn't want you to be unhappy, would he?

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    Tell him your girlfriends invited you to have a girls week in Montreal or NYC or somewhere cool like that.........

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    Default Re: Help me come up with a crafty scheme!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lauren Daniels
    Does he pay your rent, bills, car etc??? Just go girl.
    Quote Originally Posted by Meea
    He is the ultimate sugar daddy and he's the only one I dance for and he takes care of me 100%. I just need something different for a while.


    Can't get a bigger YES than that.










    Anyway..... carry on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Tell him your girlfriends invited you to have a girls week in Montreal or NYC or somewhere cool like that.........
    That's what I was thinking, but then I'll have to come up with fake experiences to tell him about...

    Deceit is a game better left to the pros, and I'm no pro... but then again...argh this sucks.. now I'm just rambling.. ok..

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    Default Re: Help me come up with a crafty scheme!

    I know you said your looking for something.

    Before you weave this web,have you really thought about what could happen if it all falls apart??
    Is it worth the risk??

    Top shelf sugar daddys dont come along everyday.
    (just every other few days or so lol)

    Is it possible to set your sights on "something"else right now.
    Business seems good for you right now and this could be a direct affect on the future of your business.


    Hope it all works out best for you.

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    Default Re: Help me come up with a crafty scheme!

    Quote Originally Posted by Meea
    That's what I was thinking, but then I'll have to come up with fake experiences to tell him about...
    just tell him it was a boring, shitty time.


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    Default Re: Help me come up with a crafty scheme!

    Quote Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney
    just tell him it was a boring, shitty time.

    Oh yea,guys buy that one allatime!!
    Specially when ya say ya wanna go back!!!!

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    Default Re: Help me come up with a crafty scheme!

    Tell him you have to attend the convention for the Bisexual women of america for their seminar...

    Then ask if he wants a VIP...
    Last edited by Madcap; 03-12-2005 at 03:54 PM.

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    Default Re: Help me come up with a crafty scheme!

    Quote Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney
    just tell him it was a boring, shitty time.

    Make sure you name all of the stupid movies you watched because everything fell through and you had nothing better to do. heh

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    Default Re: Help me come up with a crafty scheme!

    I love Madcap's idea...

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    Default Re: Help me come up with a crafty scheme!

    And tell him how much ya missed him
    "may your work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like your being filmed and drink like a true Irishman "--anonymous
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