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    i had one about 8 years ago. i was a teenager then, involved in some ritualistic (non-satanic) worshipping. after this "dream" i never did it again.

    I was asleep (in the dream) and the devil (in the most commonly described form) paralyzed my body(couldn't scream etc.) so that only my soul could move. >>>consequently giving me out of body experiences.

    and when i would leave my body (did so several times) the devil would try to kill my body, leaving my soul to roam.

    i was so frightened that the last time i left my body i floated into my mothers room and rolled and her bed hysterically laughing/crying trying to wake her.

    i could hear everything. my mother snoring; the television (QVC) and the cats woke up and stared at my disconnected spirit.

    i eventually woke my body up by wiggling my little finger.
    to be honest,
    (stupid sounding i know) i burned sweet grass in my house for a month to ward off evil spirits
    it left my with a sickly feeling..... accompanied by some psychological stress for a few weeks.
    "may your work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like your being filmed and drink like a true Irishman "--anonymous
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    please for all that read my response above^^^^^^^^

    be kind... i am not crazy and it was really hard for me to share it.
    "may your work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like your being filmed and drink like a true Irishman "--anonymous
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    I've never had the flying dream. That would be cool. I have had dreams where if I walked fast enough I could walk on ceilings and floors kind of like Spiderman.

    Hands down the weirdest was when I dreamt that I was President and was having a conference in this university performing arts building with Russian ultranationalist Vladimir Zhirinovsky.

    We had a crowd watching us, and there was this really hot looking Russian translator sitting between us, and while I was being composed and diplomatic Vlady spent most of the time ogling the translator and trying to feel her up. Eventually she got sick of him, so she stands up and says something really angry to him in Russian.

    Then out of the blue, Vlady suddenly knows perfect English and says to me, "You think I am a crazy sonofabitch President _________, I will show you just how crazy!!

    From under his seat, he pulls out this red button with wires attached to it and pushes it. There is a buzzer and then the sound and flash of a nuclear warhead going off outside. Glass breaks, the ceiling starts collapsing, and chaos ensues. As we (and everyone else in the building) are about to die, I ask the translaor "what the hell did you say to him?".

    Then I wake up. It was a hot windy day (not unlike the hot wind from nuclear fallout), and that just added to the weirdness of it.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Wow, doc, that's a really interesting dream! In it, you somehow caused a nuclear holocaust without really meaning to; were you feeling guilty about something at the time? I've had a number of nuclear holocaust dreams myself. They're always very realistic and scary.

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    just what does GODZILLA signify in a dream?

    Or Jennifer Lopez? I've never seen one of her movies or her videos and couldn't tell you a single song that she's sung. Yet there she was, in a dream where she had a concert going in a hall next to my hotel room, and after the concert, her ki was trapped variously in a crucifix, a bunny rabbit, and (don't ask, I don't know) packaged urinal cakes. There was other stuff, too.

    I've dreamed a couple times that I've died. You know, "they" say that if you die in a dream, then you really do die? Nope, doesn't happen.

    Unless all this is some afterlife experience..........

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    lol...packaged urinal cakes?


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    Yeah, in vacuum-sealed plastic, in a sheet of about 24. Blue. Her voice came from one of them. It seemed normal at the time.

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    Peachez, that does not sound strange at all. In the South, the slang for a dream like that is "Devil got your back." Other people call it sleep paralysis.

    Jay, that is a weird dream.........

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    Yeah, in vacuum-sealed plastic, in a sheet of about 24. Blue. Her voice came from one of them. It seemed normal at the time.
    sounds kinda like...dare I say it? acid


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Zeno
    I've dreamed a couple times that I've died. You know, "they" say that if you die in a dream, then you really do die? Nope, doesn't happen.

    Unless all this is some afterlife experience..........
    JZ you touched on an interesting point.
    The Aborigines have a belief they call "Dreamtime"
    check out this resource
    http://aboriginalart.com.au/culture/dreamtime3.html

    THE DREAMTIME
    During the creation of our world , the ancestors moved across a barren land, hunting, camping, fighting and loving and in doing so shaped a featureless landscape.

    Moving from Dreams to actions, the ancestors made the ants, the emus, the crows, the possums, the wallabies, the kangaroos, the lizard, the goanna, the snakes and all the food and plants.

    They made the sun, the moon and the planets. They made the humans, tribes and clans.

    Each could transform into the other. A plant could become an animal, an animal a landform, a landform a man or a woman. Everything was created from the same source.

    Everything was created in our Dreamtime.


    As the world took shape and was filled with species and varieties of the ancestral tranformations, the ancestors tired and retired into

    * the earth
    * the sky
    * the clouds
    * and the creatures to live within all their created
    * In our Dreamtime
    "may your work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like your being filmed and drink like a true Irishman "--anonymous
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    creation stories are cool. and burning the sweetgrass wasn't stupid.


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    I have had some odd dreams but I think the weirdest was when I was being chased by an ink pen. It had legs and it was chasing me around the room. It kept screaming "Come ere, Come ere....I am going to get you".....

    It had this very weird german accent......It was quite scary.


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    Im happy I started this now I can see in your heads jk.
    Im going to piss myself reading your pee dream MOJO!!
    TMI confession: I had a dream once (I was staying at a hotel townhouse thing w/ 2 rooms) and I was peeing peeing peeing and then I woke up peeing!! I was pissed in every way. So I went upstairs to the other room then took a mini shower and went to bed upstairs. Worst dream ever!

    I had a wierd dream once where I was about 12 and I was on the big blacktop playground at my school. Alluva sudden this bright light from the middle of the playground comes out in a rippling wave and hits everyone except me ....after that (in my dream) I had super powers and no one else did ?

    I love seeing what others' dreams are like..oh yea those out of body experiences are a trip!
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    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
    put down some roots so you can stand on your own
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    i once had an insane dream 2 times in one week
    it played again
    haha
    it was hell
    in a petshop or soemthing
    but it was underwater
    and we were breakdancing
    underwater
    or something
    it was weird as fuck
    haha

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    This is definitely by far THE wierdest dream that I have ever had.I dreamet while being under the influence of Vodka that I was @ this Biker Feastival and all the Men had penis's on their heads and were walking around as if it were normal,It was very strange?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney
    sounds kinda like...dare I say it? acid
    Oh, feel free. But it wasn't. Honest. I had my chances in college, but recreational drugs (except for alcohol) just haven't been part of my life.

    I've also had a few dreams where I dreamed I woke up. That's unsettling enough. But then I clearly had a dream where I dreamed I woke up, had silly experiences, thought, "Man, this must still be a dream," and dreamed I woke up again. Got dressed, on my way to the office, and a few weird things are happening, but seemed normal. Then the alarm starts going off in the car, and I wake up to the bedroom alarm.

    I think my brain was feeling frisky with memories of a a certain Calvin & Hobbes strip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseDelight
    I have had some odd dreams but I think the weirdest was when I was being chased by an ink pen. It had legs and it was chasing me around the room. It kept screaming "Come ere, Come ere....I am going to get you".....

    It had this very weird german accent......It was quite scary.

    Maybe it was that skinny German tattoo artist who has been trying to get in your pants.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    I had a weird dream last night about Bo from American Idol He's so hot. I dreamt that we were on a plane drinking margaurita's on our way to Mexico and there was this mexican band singing on the plane.I hate waking up from dreams like this!The weird part is that the plane turned into a submarine and we were looking out at clouds one minute and pretty fishies the next!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicolina
    Sometimes I feel like there's something sitting on my chest, stealing my air. In European cultures, they used to call these Night Elves. In China they're Sitting Ghosts.
    This type of dream is not uncommon. Whether or not someone choses to believe what I am about to say doesn't matter. I used to have thoses dreams all the time when I was a child. My grandmother took me to her Chinese fortune teller* (Long story short I'm half Chinese half Black, grew up with Chinese beliefs and culture) who told me and Grandma that demons associated with the family did not want me here. So the fortune teller* taught me how to meditate and extend my Chi (white light from area below your belly button or Uterus area) to ward of these demons. I did the best I could at 11 years old, within 2 weeks of meditating every day with grandma it stopped and the astral projection/flying dreams began. My grandma's friends also started saying stuff like "she looks so happy" or "she has very good Chi" and smack like that when we went to Chinatown during the months of heavy meditation. As for the flying dreams I woke up feeling as though I was really there. I always ended up flying to the ocean, then I would wake up and swear I had salt water on my lips. Now that I am much older the dreams have mostly stopped, or at least the really vivid ones. Now I just have really random dreams straight out of a Dali painting. I had one where my dad bought a horse() and my mom got angry and cooked it in a stew and made me eat it . I ramble.
    *Fortune teller is also a medicine woman, palm reader, clarvoyant, she was scary as hell, she made an egg stand on its small end with a sprinkle of salt and some chanting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiamaria
    I had a weird dream last night about Bo from American Idol He's so hot.
    o/t but I wanna ride Constantine like a stallion! yee-haw!


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    Fathom, I've often felt that many of my flying dreams were some sort of astral projection.


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    LMFAO Sapph..

    Yeah, I'm a bit off-topic with this one, but Tia.. When you're finished with Bo, send him over, k?

    I can't even share my weirdest dream. It scared the hell out of me. It was years ago when I was trying to quit smoking and I had a patch on that night. They give you the MOST whacked-out dreams. I literally woke up screaming. Then I ripped the patch off, waited a bit, and had a cig.

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    OMG i just had a dream last night of an earth quake in either florida or new york ( cant distinguish) at 3:15 in the avo...not so many deaths either luckly, but the small tsunami it created washed out heaps of these lil hut things that are on stilts in the water, like mini hotel room things.



    ive always have tsunami dreams but this is the first earth quake one,and it has a time too. weird...

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    Well I had a pretty werid dream a few months ago, relevent to this board even. I've had it a few more times here and there, so i would say its a reccuring dream

    I dream I'm at the local strip club, in my old St John Ambulance Uniform (looks alot like the Chicago Police Departments) and I'm up on stage dancing, the people at the rail are all the girls that work there, handing over tips in abundance.
    Now for the really weird part, my ATF comes up to me and wants me to go into the VIP room with her, that certainly turns the tables!

    I told one friend about it and he said that I spend too much time at the SC (well of course I do!)
    I told another and she said it must mean i should quit my job and become a stripper (somehow I doubt that one!)

    Overall its not a bad dream, that is, While expierencing it I am actually enjoying it, personally i dont go in much for dreams being subliminal messages or stuff like that, but just thought I'd share this one
    And when the daughter of Herodias came in, and danced, and pleased Herod and them that sat with him, the king said unto the damsel, Ask of me whatsoever thou wilt, and I will give it thee. And he sware unto her, Whatsoever thou shalt ask of me, I will give it thee, unto the half of my kingdom.
    Mark 6:21-23

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    jmonash....se queensland?! lol surfers?? which club huh?!

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