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    Default Someone PLEASE Call Me a "Putz"!!!!!

    I,for the life of me,cannot get my work mode back into groove,for anything.I took two months off after getting together with my boyfriend and now,while I'm at work,he is all I think about.DAMMIT!!!!!Last night was the second night I have returned to work,and instead of going home,I went to his work and basically poured my heart out to him,and cried my eyes out in the process.What is the bloody matter with me?????I am so ready to start a life with him and settle down once and for all.I don't usually wear my heart on my sleeve,but when the few chances occur,I pour my soul into it.I am such a putz.Any inputs anyone?????
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    Default Re: Someone PLEASE Call Me a "Putz"!!!!!

    You're not a putz. Sorry. And this has nothing to do with your industry. It has to do with that phenomenal rush of endorphins that we all experience in new and fresh relationships. Nothing else is as important. In fact, I suspect (and I know I'm speaking out of turn here) that it is even more so the case in your industry since you're constantly having to deal with men who want nothing more than to slime themselves all over you, and you have even less interest in their existences than before.

    Chin up, OTB.
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    Default Re: Someone PLEASE Call Me a "Putz"!!!!!

    Putz!


    Na, he's right. It's all chemicals. Enjoy the ride.
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    Default Re: Someone PLEASE Call Me a "Putz"!!!!!

    you work your thing for a little while and it will come back.

    you just gotta get on a roll.
    i take about 3 months off once a year.


    once you get a good crowd in there you'll be back to your stripper "fonzie" and all it takes is one good stage set next thing you know and you'll be bangin'
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    Default Re: Someone PLEASE Call Me a "Putz"!!!!!

    Thanks,guys.I will keep all of this in mind.

    You are completely right about everything,Mojo.
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    Just for future reference
    Last edited by MojoJojo; 12-09-2006 at 08:26 PM.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Default Re: Someone PLEASE Call Me a "Putz"!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo
    Just for future reference
    Yeah,yeah,I get it.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

    中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大




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    Default Re: Someone PLEASE Call Me a "Putz"!!!!!

    LOL OTB! AWE!lmao!

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