just curious if any of you have considered what you would like your epitaph to read.....
SERIOUS OR SILLY
i think i'll go with
"I SEE YOU".......... or "caution: mine field"




just curious if any of you have considered what you would like your epitaph to read.....
SERIOUS OR SILLY
i think i'll go with
"I SEE YOU".......... or "caution: mine field"
"may your work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like your being filmed and drink like a true Irishman "--anonymous
"GOD is LOVE, but get it in writing"- Gypsy Rose Lee
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Pepperoni.
I lived til I died and all I got was this stinkin coffin!
Seriously I am to be cremated. I've always wanted some of my ashes sprinkled into the best weed money can buy, and everyone at my memorial service is to take a hit off that joint even if they don't smoke weed... that way a part of me is left in everyone(for a lil while anyhow), the rest of my ashes are to be sprinkled over in Ireland.
Last edited by Blade; 03-13-2005 at 12:23 PM.
A the local cementery, one stone reads "I told you I was sick"
"I fell into the arms of Venus De Milo"
Maybe the long, cutesy inscription on Ben Franklin's grave...can't remember it all, but it endorsed reincarnation
I don't want a tombstone, I want to be cremated and put into one of those old fashioned Mason canning jars with a label that simply reads "Ma". Oh and it has to be out where folks can see it, extra points if it's kept in the pantry.![]()





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"She Loved C*ck".
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
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Madcap: that answer crossed my mind, but Tombstone frozen pizza is one of the yuckier frozen pizzas....I think I've gone to bed hungry versus eating one of those pizzas a few times....LOL......
Talking about death makes me want to eat and f*ck, in no particular order. Hey, that would be a good epitaph. "What are you looking at? Go eat and have sex"
"All dressed up and no place to go"?![]()
Boo!
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
Here lays (real name) with the hope that she made the world a better place for someone somewhere.
Sorry no humor on this one. Just some honesty .
* And then I says, "What could go wrong??"
* It seemed like a good idea at the time.
* OOPS!
* NOW, it can't get any worse.
Oh wait....how about a treasure map with a layout of my body....with an indication that there is something hidden in my sphincter.....and then if anyone ever exhumes me and tries to find something, there will be a little note (I'll leave this in my will) that says SUCKER!
Last edited by MojoJojo; 03-13-2005 at 04:38 AM.
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye





"Always look both ways when crossing the street!"
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
The Hubby and I have talked about this in the past as well. We came to the realization that neither one of us wants to be worm food. Our idea was very similar to Thorn's (which is very beautiful I might add), only we're going to be released on the winds.
If I were to have a tombstone though, it'd be something very Nelly Vaughn-ish. She's one of the local Vampire legends in Exeter (the other being Mercy Brown). Her gravestone read:
"I'm watching and waiting for you."
So if I did have one, it'd be something to keep them all wondering. I shouldn't be any different in death than I was in life. Heh
If I was going to have one, it would say either "Return to Sender" or "No Deposit, No Return" but I have already made arrangements to donate my body to the local medical school, so just slap a label on my forehead that says it.
Groovin'
I want "Loved by all"
That way 200 years down the track, people will see my grave and think, "he must have been popular, he was loved by all"
sort of sarcasam from beyond the grave
And when the daughter of Herodias came in, and danced, and pleased Herod and them that sat with him, the king said unto the damsel, Ask of me whatsoever thou wilt, and I will give it thee. And he sware unto her, Whatsoever thou shalt ask of me, I will give it thee, unto the half of my kingdom.
Mark 6:21-23
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