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    rethread of a VIP topic ARE THOSE REAL???

    this was previously in the VIP section, (all though the insight there was invaluable!!) but i decided to make it public for even more sharing!!



    how should i answer men when i don't want to deal with the issue of my augmentation? when the ask real or fake.

    i feel it's none of their business. i mean "if you gotta ask" then you probably know, right? (and if you don't know, too bad.)

    i just feel uncomfortable discuss my personal decisions with random men. and i don't want to take it to a level where i get defensive.

    if you encounter this issue how do you respond?
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    Default Re: rethread of a VIP topic ARE THOSE REAL???

    Guy: "Are those real???"
    You: "Do you like the way they look?"
    Guy: "Yes."
    You: "Then what's the damn difference???!!!"
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    "are those real"

    " well they arent a figurement of your imagination are they?" heh


    "are those yours?"
    " nope i borrowed them frommy firend for the night"

    "are they real?"
    " yep, and they were really expensive too!"

    muhaha i love it
    especially cos my scars are so humongo, they cant possibaly think they are natural boobs!

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    Default Re: rethread of a VIP topic ARE THOSE REAL???

    Just answer politely and tell the truth. And then ask them if they want to see up close how nice they are.

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    Default Re: rethread of a VIP topic ARE THOSE REAL???

    "They exist, so they must be real."
    I am lazy and I like to party


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    Default Re: rethread of a VIP topic ARE THOSE REAL???

    Do guys also ask about whether or not you have a capped tooth? How silly. I appologize that men are pestering you with these silly questions.

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    Default Re: rethread of a VIP topic ARE THOSE REAL???

    I hate it when i get asked if my are real all the time.

    and they are!!!!

    do men forget what real boobies look like

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    Default Re: rethread of a VIP topic ARE THOSE REAL???

    Guy- "Are those real?"

    You- "No, it's all done with lights and mirrors."

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    Default Re: rethread of a VIP topic ARE THOSE REAL???

    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va
    Guy- "Are those real?"

    You- "No, it's all done with lights and mirrors."


    Nicely done.

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    Default Re: rethread of a VIP topic ARE THOSE REAL???

    Quote Originally Posted by Chicagoeditor
    Do guys also ask about whether or not you have a capped tooth? How silly. I appologize that men are pestering you with these silly questions.
    actually, I get asked sometimes if my teeth are veneers

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    Default Re: rethread of a VIP topic ARE THOSE REAL???

    Quote Originally Posted by mermaidnz
    "are those yours?"
    " nope i borrowed them frommy firend for the night"
    That is the best answer I've ever heard ! I'm all natural but would be miffed at being asked that question alot. Especially since more often or not it's pretty obvious who has implants and who does not . And overall such a question is rude anyway, just like asking a woman her age.

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    Of coarse they are honey!

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    Default Re: rethread of a VIP topic ARE THOSE REAL???

    Quote Originally Posted by AmericanDreams
    I'm all natural but would be miffed at being asked that question alot. Especially since more often or not it's pretty obvious who has implants and who does not . And overall such a question is rude anyway, just like asking a woman her age.
    I sorta agree with you here.... but there is one point I'd like to make. While there are quite a lot of morons out there that think it's cool or something just to ask the question.... the reality of the situation is that the better the boob job, the closer to "real" they look... or at least they just look REALLY good. So, you must also understand that there are certainly times where the question is going to be asked.. merely out of praise. Seriously... I, for one, consider myself an expert in breast observation ... so I've never found myself asking the question. But I've witnessed the question being asked countless times where it was more of just a compliment. As in... those things look so great... they've GOTTA be bought. Or... I know those are implants, but they look so damn good, I'm gonna play a little stupid to compliment how real they DO look.

    See the difference in this way of thinking??

    Again... I do agree with most that is said here. I just wanted to shed a little light on the smaller percentage of reasons this question is thrown out there.

    Smart or dumb... I def believe it's almost ALWAYS meant as a compliment. You should take it as such.

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    Default Re: rethread of a VIP topic ARE THOSE REAL???

    I say "They are a figment (sp?) of your imagination!"

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    Default Re: rethread of a VIP topic ARE THOSE REAL???

    Quote Originally Posted by Chicagoeditor
    Do guys also ask about whether or not you have a capped tooth? How silly. I appologize that men are pestering you with these silly questions.
    Actually ...

    At least once/shift, someone asks me if my teeth are real. I have a nice smile. My teeth are so fabulously straight and white (thanks mom & dad!) that no one seems to notice my boobs.

    I tell them that I have dentures.

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    Default Re: rethread of a VIP topic ARE THOSE REAL???

    Are they real is a very rude and impolite question.Sometimes I say

    -It's not a mirage
    -If you can see them,than they're real
    -The fake ones are the silicone pads that women put in their bras

    They also ask if my teeth,hair and eyes (?) are real,too.Which is bizzare.And one time I got asked if I had surgery to make my legs loger,that was hilarious!

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