Playboy states that men with messy sock drawers have 3 times as much sex per month as men who fold their socks..![]()
Interesting...........
Playboy states that men with messy sock drawers have 3 times as much sex per month as men who fold their socks..![]()
Interesting...........





what if you never get around to actually taking the socks out of the laundry basket you brought them upstairs from the dryer in, so the only thing actually in your sock drawer at the moment is a stick of deodorant?
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
or if you take your socks to a wash-n-fold?





Why, then, you sir, are a sex machine!Originally Posted by MrChristopher
"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"
Anyone who has enough free time and anal-retentiveness to fold their socks will only enrage and frustrate me with their very presence. Male or female. I keep my socks, underwear, and fistfuls of pocketchange meshed into an indiscernible wad in my upper drawer. The two socks I select only have to vaguely resemble each other in color, and preferably not have the heels eaten through by wear and tear.
I find a disregard for socks to be a turn-on. If a man's socks don't match; good. If he's been wearing the same pair for four days and it shows; so much the better.
~Nurse Betty
Socks are supposed to go in a drawer?
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye


maybe i'm one of the few who likes my laundry to have a little bit of organization, but to be fair i think i NEED it organized because if not, my dogs tend to get it and eat it. socks and underwear are the most likely victims.




what about men with condoms in their sock drawer
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Socks are just socks. They arent an avenue to a more orderly world. They just go on your feet and stink.
Heck, not only are my socks all in a huge jumble in my drawer (along with my und-a-wear), I dont even look to match them.So what if one sock is a freakin' shade darker then the other??
I even tend to leave my socks on during sex (GASP!)![]()





Did they specify whether they were having sex with another person, or just sex in its most general sense. Some of us have discovered that a sock has a convienent alternative purpose once its too full of holes to go on one's feet.Originally Posted by VADEN
Hey, you gotta catch that stuff somehow when you're "watching illegal channels" (and if you've seen American Pie you know what I'm talking about).
Former SCJ now in rehab.
I thought all those free t-shirts you get for showcase specials were for that purpose.Hey, you gotta catch that stuff somehow when you're "watching illegal channels" (and if you've seen American Pie you know what I'm talking about).![]()
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I Know First Hand That This isn't accurate!My SO sock drawer was very tidy and he was a very sexual Person!I mean VERY Sexual!
PJ.. That's incredibly sexay!Originally Posted by Prester_John
Socks? What are those?! LOL I hate wearing them almost as much as I hate wearing shoes.
My sock drawer is almost nonexistant. I have like 3 pair of socks, and I hardly ever wear any of then, unless I'm wearing boots.
Kitana




You should see it when I wear argyle socksOriginally Posted by Rhiannon
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