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    Hi everyone,

    In a few weeks it is my girlfriends 18th birthday (and also our one year anniversary) and i have absolutely no idea what I am going to get her or how much i should spend or whatever.

    I know this may sound fickle, but does anyone have any suggestions for what a good present would be or how much to spend etc? I just really need ideas because I want to make sure it's special etc. and I dont want to fuck it all up.

    Thanks

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    You spend no less than 2 month's salary. Get diamonds of varying sorts....or one large one. Get flowers. Take her to a nice dinner. Then give her another month's salary in the form of a gift card to a nice clothing store.
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    Take her to a strip club!!!!! Buy her many lap dances.

    Pamela

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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo
    You spend no less than 2 month's salary. Get diamonds of varying sorts....or one large one. Get flowers. Take her to a nice dinner. Then give her another month's salary in the form of a gift card to a nice clothing store.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo
    You spend no less than 2 month's salary. Get diamonds of varying sorts....or one large one. Get flowers. Take her to a nice dinner. Then give her another month's salary in the form of a gift card to a nice clothing store.

    Wow.... suddenly I like you more hee hee

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