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    Default 30 things you'll never hear a woman say.

    30 things you'll never hear a woman say.
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    1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.

    2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too, I invited her over for dinner on Friday.

    3. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.

    4. Bar food again! Kick ass.

    5. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.

    6. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.

    7. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.

    8. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em?

    9. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.

    10. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass.

    11. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.

    12. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.

    13. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer.

    14. You are so much smarter than my father.

    15. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football.

    16. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

    17. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

    18. You're so sexy when you're hung over.

    19. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

    20. Let's subscribe to Hustler.

    21. I'll be out painting the house.

    22. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride.

    23. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!

    24. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

    25. Your mother is way better than mine.

    26. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself something.

    27. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire.

    28. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.

    29. Look! My ass is fatter than yours!

    30. Let's get rid of my friends and keep all of yours.




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    Default Re: 30 things you'll never hear a woman say.

    1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.

    10. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass.
    I've been fortunate enough to hear both of these in a few variations in my day. Brings a tear to my eye every time...
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    Quote Originally Posted by lethalsoul
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    7. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.

    12. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.

    21. I'll be out painting the house.

    I dunno if this is the appropriate board. Above are the only things I DON'T say. Guess that's why I'm a stripper.

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    Default Re: 30 things you'll never hear a woman say.

    I'm with a Katrine, there were only a handful that I don't say/wouldn't ever say.
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    Loves it!

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    20. Let's subscribe to Hustler

    This is totally something I WOULD say.

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    Default Re: 30 things you'll never hear a woman say.

    very stereotypical, not accurate

    but cute...
    i can appreciate it for what it is
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    I dunno if this is the appropriate board. Above are the only things I DON'T say. Guess that's why I'm a stripper.
    in that case, we should retire together

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    lol i agree theres a lot of the things on there i DO say, and DH just says "yes, dear" lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by lethalsoul
    30 things you'll never hear a woman say.
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    1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.

    6. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.

    8. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em?

    9. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.

    10. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of {insert name here}'s bare ass.

    12. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.

    14. You are so much smarter than my father.

    16. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

    17. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

    18. You're so sexy when you're hung over.

    20. Let's subscribe to Hustler (add Playboy and Maxim too!).

    21. I'll be out painting the house.

    25. Your mother is way better than mine.

    29. Look! My ass is fatter than yours!

    30. Let's get rid of my friends and keep all of yours.


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    Default Re: 30 things you'll never hear a woman say.

    I have heard these before!
    Quote Originally Posted by lethalsoul


    1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.

    3. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.

    4. Bar food again! Kick ass.

    8. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em?

    9. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.

    10. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass.

    16. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

    17. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

    20. Let's subscribe to Hustler.

    21. I'll be out painting the house.

    23. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!

    30. Let's get rid of my friends and keep all of yours.




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