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    Vegas hooker

    A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout-looking Vegas hooker catches his eye.

    He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?"

    Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job.."

    Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Holy crap, no hand-job is worth that kind of money!"

    The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes."

    "Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?" "Yes."

    “And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?" "Yes."

    "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand job that's worth $500."

    Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try."

    They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says,

    "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"

    The hooker replies, "$1,500."

    "I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"

    The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright.

    And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."

    The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says,

    "Sign me up."

    Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but, he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker,

    "How much for some pussy?"

    The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and show places?"

    "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"

    No," the hooker replies….



    "but… I would if I had a pussy."
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    Omg Rotflmao!!!!
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    Lmfao!
    Never underestimate a hot chick with brains - even if she's nekkid!

    Women are like spaghetti - they're str8 until you get them wet.

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    lmfao...that was amazing.....lol

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    I about soiled myself.

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    Life is like a box of chocolates.

    You never know what's in the box until you uncover it.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    That was pretty good

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    Lmao!!!!


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    Yep. And if you never find him, you can still make $900 while you look .

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    hahahahahahahahahaa

    that was great!



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    heh, if I wasn't in a public area at 3:48 in the morning, I'd be LOLing. but that was funny!
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    LOL!! Good one!!


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    P.S. Oceans - whatchoo know about Midnight Star?

    *music* no parkin' baby...no parkin' on the dance flo' *music*


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    And my screen got sprayed with beer........................................ROTFLM AO!


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    *blush*

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    That was one the best jokes I have ever heard,or read.I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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