Ladies, how NOT to write a personal ad
Make me (blank)
Please transform me! I want to be someone different.
Can you (blank)
See "Make me (blank)"
Keep it real
Does this sound like baggage to you? It sounds like baggage to me! Sounds like a future of "Where were you?" "Who were you with?" "Why are you late?" etc.
Mention "authentic guy"
See "Keep it real"
Mentioning the word "Drama"
Drama takes two people and my experience is it is mostly women who generate it. So no drama with this chick is impossible because she is the drama queen. She is saying "Take my insecurities away" but only she can find her self confidence.
Pictures of your dog/cat (and you ain't in it)
Um. Nice to know you have a dog, but maybe you should be in the picture with the dog?
Head Shots Only
Does that mean you have a big ass?
Growling at the camera
Man, that girl looks mean! Smile a little!
Take me away!
I don't want to be responsible in my life!
Mentioning the word "Princess"
How about "gold digger." How about "spoiled." How about "money pit." How about "You make the money and I will spend it... on me."
Mentioning the word "Soul mate"
Relationships should "just happen." I shouldn't have to work at them. Prepare to disappoint me.
Mentioning "Just looking"
and I probably won't answer your email either because I am scared shitless about meeting you and think you are probably a serial killer.
Pictures showing you dressed exactly (or near to) your friends
I am a follower and I will expect you to keep up with the Jones' frivolously throwing your money away on fads.
Mention "not so crazy"
Crazy in any kind of relationship conversation is a bad word. Don't use crazy.
Girl doesn't have a kid - she has a litter of em!
OK, maybe one or two kids, cuz ya know they gotta like ya before you have a chance with the woman. Its a package deal. But holy cow three or more!
Clown make up
OK, maybe not a clown - but heavy make up. Um. Mask?



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