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    So I'm going to be in Orlando for a few days in a couple of months...my first trip to Florida ever. I'll have my own vehicle so the chances of me hitting a club or two while I'm out there will be pretty high. Unfortunately, my research on Orlando clubs did not yield anything that I might like. In fact, it's probably best that I stay away from any Orlando clubs.

    I've done some research on Mons Venus and Ybor Strip in Tampa (which seem to be the most talked about clubs in Tampa), but I'm definitely not a huge fan of all-nude clubs. I might be able to ignore my dislike of all nude clubs if those clubs are worth checking out right now, though. Are there any "good" topless clubs in Tampa?

    Also, are there any other clubs in other cities around Orlando that would be worth me researching? I'm not really into completely dives.. I like high mileage clubs obviously. I don't like mercenary dancers, and I'm obviously not the type of guy that's going to drop several hundred dollars on just dances. I also like clubs that have reasonably private areas for dances that are available to the general public (booths maybe along the perimeter of a club, private rooms, etc.). I guess that about covers my likes and dislikes.

    Anyway, suggestions for some clubs I should do some research on would be greatly appreciated.
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    From my experience working with Tampa dancers, they are extremeley aggressive, more mercenary than russians, and have no trouble telling potential customers that they will suck them off if they agree to a lapdance.

    Of course this was in Jacksonville and the competition was unbelievable while the spenders were few. I don't know if its the same there although I think all the Tampa dancers on this board seem like really nice girls so I hate to be a bitch about my negative experiences.

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    Ed, I'd drop Velvet a PM. She'd be the gal to ask about Florida.

    FBR once posted some good comments about clubs in Pasco County, one county to the north of Tampa-St. Pete (on TUSCL look for these towns: Holiday, New Port Richey). He'll have to comment about specific clubs.

    I do notice that Orlando is a lot closer to the east coast. Not sure anything along there would be worth your time.
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    hah, ybor strip sounds like your place.

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    I don't know anything about Tampa but when we were in Orlando, we headed north and east up to Daytona Beach. It was like 40 minutes and we hit a club called Molly Browns that definitely left us with positive memories. I was VERY impressed and I heard later that it isn't even the best club in town. Might be worth at least one night to head in that direction.
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    well there is no privacy at mons there are rooms at oddessy but expensive for not much more than high milage dances. nude no alcohol. orlando is a bust for you, exreme air in all clubs. i would recommend cocoa beach but i dont know if you would be happy there. it is topless but out in the open dances. only 10 and there is contact/grinding but not boobs or kitty. i hear good things about lollypops in daytona from a customer point of view. as far as hj. bj. full serivce not at any clubs that i know of but im sure some of the lesser clubs in tampa would offer some if not all of that. if you are looking for just some fun, pretty girls with some contact i would say cocoa beach, i recommend lido caberet it's only less then an hour from orlando a little less then a tampa trip. alot of guys drive from orlando to there. i primarly work in jacksonville but i live in cocoa beach and have been working at lido's of late. it is a high energy party atomosphere. pm if you have more questions

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    Thanks for the input so far.

    It's going to be an interesting trip. I've not ever been to Florida so I want to do all the normal touristy stuff, but I want to make sure and hit at least one Florida club...preferably one that favors my tastes. Thanks again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aggieed
    I might be able to ignore my dislike of all nude clubs if those clubs are worth checking out right now, though.
    that depends. as long as you keep in mind that very few cities can equal or surpass the standard of houston. to be honest with you, tampa isn't one of those cities in some respects.
    Quote Originally Posted by aggieed
    I'm not really into completely dives.. I like high mileage clubs obviously. I don't like mercenary dancers, and I'm obviously not the type of guy that's going to drop several hundred dollars on just dances. I also like clubs that have reasonably private areas for dances that are available to the general public (booths maybe along the perimeter of a club, private rooms, etc.). I guess that about covers my likes and dislikes.
    here are some of my recollections about the clubs from about five years(?) ago.

    Mons Venus: it's a high contact club. it's sort of like GGR in that the club is plainly a high volume LD factory. as kat pointed out, the girls hustle is constant, aggressive and hit-n-run. no time for chit-chat. i've seen PLs get gang tackled by strippers upon entering MV. so, plan on setting your hustle shields on high and saying "no thanks" quite a bit. it's the complete opposite of the laid back approach of the dancers in houston and the comfort and amenities of the club isn't even worthy of comparison. MV could hardly be described as a GC.

    however, MV has a large selection of talent to choose from and some of them are very hot. the upside of MV is that there are no blind laps. so, you can get a good idea of the nastier dancers (relatively speaking) before you buy a lap. as velvet pointed out, the downside is that all the laps are done in the open. thus, it isn't possible to get a BJ or FS. the higher levels of mileage is more of the furtive type: stick-shifting (it's looks like a drivers ed class), some kitty petting and some feeding. however, usually the dancer's intent at MV is to make customers splooge. obviously, that's why the ubiquitous dress code for customers is the thinnest pair of oversized pair of soccer shorts (sans underwear) he can find. the elastic waist band and wide legs makes it easier for curious hands.

    although, i'm know some guys splooge..er..swear by it. IMHO, MV is overrated in the sense that it gets by on it's well-known reputation in the past. today, many sc offer the same type of mileage and much more than MV. so, if you're used to receiving a lot more than the old sit-n-grind. MV will seem like more of an old and quaint anachronism in this golden age of mileage. the club needs to add a little more privacy just to catch up. having said that, i would recommend that you go. if only to see a piece of LD history.

    ybor strip: quality of talent isn't at the same level of MV because they have a smaller number of dancers. if you are as picky as me. YS is going seem to be more of hit or miss depending on the talent available. however, the dances are more private and comfortable compared to MV and the hustle isn't as high. at the time, extras were available.
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    I like Molly Brown's in Daytona and 2001 in Tampa. As a caveat I should mention that I've only visited these places on early weeknights when the crowds where small. The girls at 2001 are VERY agressive. 2001 has some good privacy at reasonable prices and I found the girls willing to negotaite. I recieved offers to insert my fingers into places where I'm sure many have gone before me....I advise discretion when confronted with these oportunities.

    Molly Brown's was a bit more laid back, more of a fun club rather than a lap dance factory. Reasonable alchohol prices, topless only, if memory serves, and fun but low-pressure ladies. Contact at 2001 is much higher however.
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    Well, sorry to disappoint, but my trip to Orlando has come and gone. Unfortunately I didn't have any time to hit any strip clubs while I was there. Boo hoo.

    There is just way too much to do in that part of Florida. Of course, it's probably debateable whether or not I actually saved money by not going to a strip club. Those theme parks out there are mighty expensive!!

    It is too bad that the Orlando clubs aren't really worth a penny. I managed to do a little exploring late one night around 2 or 3 in the morning and passed by several clubs up in the northern part of Orlando. It would have been nice to have a place to "unwind" after a long day at parks. There was one right across the street from my hotel, but...oh, well.

    So I guess the lovely ladies upstairs who live and work in Florida can now breathe easy knowing that I'm not around to help destroy any kind of morality that can be found in their respective clubs.

    Maybe next time.
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