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    Thumbs up Satisfying Erections.

    Hi girls,
    that's my first post, but I've lurked for quite some time.
    I'm going to post this poll out of curiosity and because
    nobody else asked before. I hope you enjoy the poll

    Women, how much should last an erection to be satisfying?

    Note that I'm not talking about the best possible sex, just
    what you generally feel satisfying for you. Have fun!

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    Yay yet another "Hi Im new here lets talk about penis' and sex that always impresses the ladies as to how suave and cool I am" post!!

    Quote Originally Posted by wiz
    Women, how much should last an erection to be satisfying?
    Should read:

    Quote Originally Posted by wiz
    Women, how much should an erection last to be satisfying?
    Dude, if you have been lurking and reading here for long, you have to know that topics like this have been done and redone, over and over and over. Most of the ladies here prefer you think with your upper brain when posting, especially a first post. Thanks!


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    WELL SAID MR. CRANKY..........YES...............

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    Yeah..."MR." Cranky!
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    yeah, I'm tired of all the "penis" posts done by the newbie guys.......well said Cranky.

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    This thread was about penises? I figured by the title that wiz had built a working cell phone tower with his Tinker Toy set. Good reception too!

    God knows the first place I'd go after accomplishing something like that would be a stripper forum.
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    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Wait just a minute here! I thought that Rose was the only female with a weenis here in SW land!

    Cranky.. You got some 'splainin to do! Heh

    Anyhoo, as you can probably tell, Wiz... Threads like this turn a lot of stomachs, not to mention that the topic has been done, re-done, and beaten to death.

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    Default Re: Satisfying Erections.

    Before we have sex, my wife usually sticks a bag of popcorn in the microwave to have as a snack as soon as we're finished.

    The downside of such behavior is that I now have a Pavlovian reflex to orgasm everytime i hear a microwave chime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    Wait just a minute here! I thought that Rose was the only female with a weenis here in SW land!

    Cranky.. You got some 'splainin to do! Heh
    Umm Rose lets me borrow the 19 incher when I need to *ahem* TCOB.

    If this is a trick to get me to take a crotch shot to prove I'm not a Mr. it aint workin! The cleavage shot is as good as it gets.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t
    Before we have sex, my wife usually sticks a bag of popcorn in the microwave to have as a snack as soon as we're finished.

    The downside of such behavior is that I now have a Pavlovian reflex to orgasm everytime i hear a microwave chime.
    You seriously crack me up sometimes.


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    ~ding~







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    You know, I can't imagine why the girls here get pissed off at the men posting on this board.

    I just can't figure it out.

    I must be completely obtuse.

    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

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    *kisses CO on the cheek*

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    Default Re: Satisfying Erections.

    Guys should just walk around with a hard on 24/7. That way when we want it we got it. If you don't have that you need to take some viagra. Who cares if people notice it, after all, you'll be the BONER KING!

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