I was listening to Jeff Foxworthy on the XM Comedy channel while driving home from work and a few of these really made me laugh my ass off:
You've been married three times and you have the same in-laws.
You're state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
You hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the men's room at the Flying J Truck stop.
You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow, but she can't touch it till she's fourteen.
The people on "The Jerry Springer Show" remind you of of your neighbors.
You've ever had to scratch your sister's name out of a message that begins, "For a good time call..."
One of your kids was born on the pool table.
Your "hunting dawg" costs more than the truck you drive him around in.
You dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
You go to a family reunion looking for a date.
You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
You've been too drunk to fish.
You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
You ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.
"Buck Naked Line Dancing" isn't a videotape, it's "Ladies Night" at the local bar.




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