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    Smiley dancer humor

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    You know you need a break from dancing when...

    1) You accidentally straddle the toilet facing towards the wall.

    2) You hear your fav dance song while food shopping and start

    spontaneously stripping.

    3) You get $2 in change at the store and slap them on your

    boobs for minute.

    4) You catch yourself asking your boyfriend if he wants

    "another song".

    5) Your boyfriend "finishes" and you say "Oooo... what did

    you do THAT for?!"

    6) You no longer enjoy restaurants because you find yourself

    calculating the waitress tip-out all night.

    7) You slam on your brakes everytime you pass a firehouse

    and run inside and take a spin on their pole.

    You get funny stares when you wear your Catwoman outfit

    to church.

    9) You go to the gynecologist and slap his hands away from your

    boobs saying "no touching".

    10) You keep wondering where the hell the bouncer is at your

    day job working insurance claims.

    (Yes, I wrote these... so all blame can be directed at me. LOL)

    Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.

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    Default Re: dancer humor

    Hi,some of these are true,maybe I misunderstood,but I didn't get #3,

    #5 ?????? I work in a no contact show club,things like these don't happen here.
    #9 I don't think a gynecologist is supposed to grab your boobs.

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    Default Re: dancer humor

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    i think it is supposed a joke cutie pie.

    I thought it was funny
    "may your work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like your being filmed and drink like a true Irishman "--anonymous
    "GOD is LOVE, but get it in writing"- Gypsy Rose Lee

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    #9 I don't think a gynecologist is supposed to grab your boobs.

    A gynecologist is supposed to touch them when doing a breast exam.

    I liked those. LOL

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    Default Re: dancer humor

    Here is the classic thread from the lounge!!!!!



    "You Know You're a Stripper When..."
    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24978



    The consolidated thread is here
    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=35621

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    Humor from the other side of the tip rail....

    "You know you're a SC Regular when...."
    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=37021
    If you can't win. Make the fellow in front of you break the record.


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    Default Re: dancer humor

    Oh that other thread was so funny. I totally related to one that said you go to a nice restaurant and start walking through giving older men with money that come hither look. I do that all the time, my friends always have to stop me from cruising the old guys.

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    7) You slam on your brakes everytime you pass a firehouse

    and run inside and take a spin on their pole.
    OK, I am tempted to do this! I'll admit it!

    These were too funny, LNAO!

    (but I didn't get #3 either. )


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    Default Re: dancer humor

    Tooo funny!

    BTW, my gyno ALWAYS does a breast exam. My dentist TRIES TO....

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    Default Re: dancer humor

    Ok, maybe #3 is just a unique thing at the club I've been to. The dancer takes
    the two ones off the tip rail and sticks them to her boobs and flops them around.
    I did see two dancers do it.

    My humor is quite unique i.e. risky so I never know how things like this will
    fly. Glad it seems to go over well so far. I try! :-)
    Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.

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    Default Re: dancer humor

    I have another one:

    In a sleep-deprived stupor, you put on stage makeup to take you kid to his playgroup!

    I did it this mroning!


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    When you perform... you are out of yourself--larger and more potent, more beautiful. You are for minutes heroic. This is power. This is glory on earth. And it is yours, nightly.

    --Agnes De Mille

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    Default Re: dancer humor

    that's funny Colleen. I've done that also when I was taking my kid to his little hour long program for toddlers.

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