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You know you need a break from dancing when...
1) You accidentally straddle the toilet facing towards the wall.
2) You hear your fav dance song while food shopping and start
spontaneously stripping.
3) You get $2 in change at the store and slap them on your
boobs for minute.
4) You catch yourself asking your boyfriend if he wants
"another song".
5) Your boyfriend "finishes" and you say "Oooo... what did
you do THAT for?!"
6) You no longer enjoy restaurants because you find yourself
calculating the waitress tip-out all night.
7) You slam on your brakes everytime you pass a firehouse
and run inside and take a spin on their pole.
You get funny stares when you wear your Catwoman outfit
to church.
9) You go to the gynecologist and slap his hands away from your
boobs saying "no touching".
10) You keep wondering where the hell the bouncer is at your
day job working insurance claims.
(Yes, I wrote these... so all blame can be directed at me. LOL)



You get funny stares when you wear your Catwoman outfit
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