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    I guess I deserved it.For all interested, I live in NJ, and work in the wine/ liq industry. As well as music: guitarist/songwriter. Blues, R-N-R,Celtic, Groove, Groove, etc.. doing it long time. I'm 40, 6'2",250 muscular/athletic, all my hair no gut.D/D free. Very intelligent. Anyway, the reason I joined this website is for this messsage. I met a very sweet young girl:23, blonde hair/ blue eyes, 5'4" a bit short for me, so I thought. Very nice body too.She dances in Bound Brouch,NJ. Ok so maybe some of you know me. I've got to know a little about her over the past few months.She was a nanny, she was overweight as a child,her parents abandoned her, her mother married her father's brother and moved to Poland, her own father let her be placed in a foster home, and she supports her unemployed boyfriend who mistreats her, not to mention - He is BLACK! I'm not a racist. Well the little I've got out of her has been very sad. So I knew and still know that this was going to be A LOT of HEARTACHE.Let me say, that I'm no angel, I have had a lot of lustfull, decadent fun with dancers, esspecially Brazillian women. They helped me become a fantastic lover. And to my credit, I can spend hours, not minutes DOWNTOWN- That is my addiction in life. But I know my Bible and I know I'm living a sinful life. So everyday I ask Jesus to forgive me, and help me find the right woman. Not for nothing, but I've been heartbroken for a long time, atleast 20 years. So I have a lot of pure love and affection bottled up in me. And that's why I'm writing this. I feel like God himself has put her in my heart. I have no lust for her at all - zero. I don't even watch her dance, she is more socialable than sexy. No lap dancing, or flashing. So I have respect for her, but I don't think it's mutual, rarely returns my calls. I care for her in ways of her own past sorrows, how she feels and does right now, and most importantly her future. I'm trying to get her to attend college, become a teacher, she loves kids. She is smart, but she has heal herself, learn to love herself, and overcome her fears. And I also know she feels I'm a little to old for her. She is way more mature for her age, and I'm still a teenager. That doesn''t bother. Most guys would have thrown in the towel long ago, not me I'm still a fool, seriously - I don't quit, and once I pledge my friendship to someone I'm there till the end. Besides my life is not about me, it's about everyone else. And I feel blessed to know that she is in my life-BARELY! She knows I care a great deal about her. We have never got together outside the bar. This past Wedsnday she called me and asked me to come see her, knowing she had kicked her boyfriend out.I said I would bring some nice take out,stuffed shrimp when I would see her,my doing. Also got her roller blades, protective gear and a really funny DVD - Napoleon Dynamite. See this movie! It's subtle, intelligent humor. I surprised her with this latter on in the night, while she was on the phone with her boyfriend, asking him to pick her up at 1:30 am.Was this the wronge thing to do on my part. No. I'm glad I did it.Reguardless if I ever see/hear from her again. If I can justify speding $40,000 on my Harley, $20,000 on my musical equipment. A few hundred aint gonna kill me. Plus it made me feel good about myself. As it stands now, I won't call her, unless she calls me. But I'll never go and see her dance. And the reason for this post is simple. LADIES:, here is a simple story: there was a flood coming and this man refused to leave his house.It started raining and rescue workers told to leave, he said "god will take save me" Next day water was up to his second floor, same response "God'll take care of me" Third day, water was up to his roof, same yada yada yada. He was an idiot, he drowned. If any of you are truely unhappy, you have to open yourself up to being honest with your pain, have a clean sober mind, and want to be loved and be happy - You Gotta Want It. True love comes from GOD! Can't get love from lust.DUDES: cut the bullshit, understand that just because life or relationships don't go your way, means you should get bent out of shape. Cutting back on getting loaded would help too and I work for Stoli, Jack Daniels, etc... Being a successful athlete I played for the most successful football coach in NJ, Warren Wolf. And what he said " adversity must always be overcome." Don't let Satan take joy out of your hearts. If God has put a dream in your heart like he did mine. Fight for it!

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    Ohhhhh Myyyyy Gooooddddd...

    For once, I'm speechless.

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    Okay, I'm making a bold prediction, but I think this has what it takes to be post of the year. I am most amused.

    -afx

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    Quote Originally Posted by erotictonic
    Ohhhhh Myyyyy Gooooddddd...

    For once, I'm speechless.
    ummmmmmmmmmm...what she said


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    This is the biggest bunch of crock I've ever seen. YOU MEAN YOU ACTUALLY MET A STRIPPER WHO COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY FITS THE STEREOTYPE!?!?! What are the odds of that? Where are her 9 children and why aren't you trying to get her into drug rehab?

    Sounds like the stripper was giving you a load of BS...just to drain more money from your pocket.

    *shakes head, walks away*

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    Every dancers dream customer......
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
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    $40,000 on a Harley? What was God telling you then?

    Seriously, dude, you have to understand that some girls have been victimized so long that victimhood is where they think they belong. Sad but true.

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    Who says anyone in this lunatic's story has even BEEN victimized? He's got a whole twisted scenario in his brain where he is trying to paint himself as a hero to someone who probably goes home to a normal life and has no interest in this guy beyond his wallet.
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
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    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
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    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    You shouldn't have brought her stuffed shrimp. Strippers HATE stuffed shrimp.

    Other than, everything you've done in this relationship has been right on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by afxturnip
    I am most amused.

    -afx
    Yeah. Me too.


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    yah man it's like so totally deserved, 'nuff said and pretty stellar how you found 23 year olds with perfect body actually have this interest in 40 year old harley riders what a world we live in huh and those other dudes just like dont get it and shit like they should because God has everything to do with it from the part about lust not being in the equation while you ride in the sunset with your 6-pack of tall boy and they just sit like 'huh' and dont have this kinda thing which everyone knows its like what it is and stuff but they aren't really paying attention which is why people like you get there and have a life with famous football coaches and get to work historic and traditional means like where Jack Daniels himself used to mix his first batches of classic whiskey and probably got drunk once and had sex with a non-human mammal LADIES: there was this guy that took a shit and started wiping his ass and took a bunch of toilet paper but he wasnt done so he took more toilet paper and still wasnt done then took more toilet paper and it finally came up clean which makes me wonder how a blind man can really wipe his ass, I mean does he have someone come in and say 'yeah the toilet paper is clean you can stop now' or does he just use the whole roll and hope he's really done. It just goes to show you need to know where your heart lies and who you are, DUDES: you spend teh too much moneys on robitussin when scope werks so much better and costs less plus you have minty fresh breath instead of smelling like a doctors office when you breath on stripper plus you dont get teh diarrea which is also a problem at the clubs so take heed because God is watchin

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    Quote Originally Posted by afxturnip
    Okay, I'm making a bold prediction, but I think this has what it takes to be post of the year. I am most amused.

    -afx
    No no. In order to qualify for post of the year, one must learn to properly format their paragraphs. I got such a headache that I quit reading somewhere around the sixth line.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Yeah, I usualy quit by the third or fourth line of a post like this but, much like a good train wreck, I just couldn't turn away from this one.
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
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    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
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    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    i agree...this is hilarious. must be a joke. if not, the truth is damn stranger than fiction...lollllllllll!

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    she sounds happy.You sound happy.Whats the problem?

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    I can't believe you blue ballers are taking this seriously LOL. Do you really believe anyone is that irrational and simple? LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by polecat
    yah man it's like so totally deserved, 'nuff said and pretty stellar how you found 23 year olds with perfect body actually have this interest in 40 year old harley riders what a world we live in huh and those other dudes just like dont get it and shit like they should because God has everything to do with it from the part about lust not being in the equation while you ride in the sunset with your 6-pack of tall boy and they just sit like 'huh' and dont have this kinda thing which everyone knows its like what it is and stuff but they aren't really paying attention which is why people like you get there and have a life with famous football coaches and get to work historic and traditional means like where Jack Daniels himself used to mix his first batches of classic whiskey and probably got drunk once and had sex with a non-human mammal LADIES: there was this guy that took a shit and started wiping his ass and took a bunch of toilet paper but he wasnt done so he took more toilet paper and still wasnt done then took more toilet paper and it finally came up clean which makes me wonder how a blind man can really wipe his ass, I mean does he have someone come in and say 'yeah the toilet paper is clean you can stop now' or does he just use the whole roll and hope he's really done. It just goes to show you need to know where your heart lies and who you are, DUDES: you spend teh too much moneys on robitussin when scope werks so much better and costs less plus you have minty fresh breath instead of smelling like a doctors office when you breath on stripper plus you dont get teh diarrea which is also a problem at the clubs so take heed because God is watchin


    OMG...this is HILARIOUS!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by erotictonic
    I can't believe you blue ballers are taking this seriously LOL. Do you really believe anyone is that irrational and simple? LOL.
    As I stated in my earlier post I am highly amused at this wonderful piece of comedic art.

    Im glad you crack yourself up!


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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusGoddess
    OMG...this is HILARIOUS!!!
    Yes VG. I almost spit my V8 out this morning when reading this lovely digression.


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    Every dancers dream customer......
    Indeed. One of those posts that makes me feel less PL-like just by reading it.


    Great post, PC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by erotictonic
    I can't believe you blue ballers are taking this seriously LOL. Do you really believe anyone is that irrational and simple? LOL.
    Beleive it!? I see at least three guys like this a month in the clubs. This one is just (barely) literate enough to post about it. RILdom is real!

    BTW, that doesn't mean I'm taking him seriously...
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
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    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    oh man. Not another guy!!! go search personal adds, it is very unlikely you will find love in a strip club!

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    Stereotypes exist for a reason....Most dancers DO in some way fit the stereotype, whether they are willing to admit it or not. If the post is a joke, funny. If not, then value it as an expression of opinion and values. Sometimes girls get so caught up in playing the game that they forget when to stop, and they hurt people. Better that hurt be expressed in words than deeds. I know I've cussed about a particular dancer enough.

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