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    The Other Milk

    The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk."

    What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

    1. No need to boil.
    2. Cats can't steal it.
    3. Available whenever necessary.

    Ummm... So far so good ...maybe.........

    But the exam demanded a four-part answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again. But suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:

    4. Available in attractive containers
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    hahahahaaha cute


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    LOL at first I thought someone was reffering to me...
    Thats a cute joke
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    LOL ok considering i'm currently breast feeding my new baby, i definitly got a kick out of that one Thanks I needed a laught this morning

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    When my wife gets pregnant, i'm going to make cheese out of her breast milk

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    well if you pump milk into a container and shake it for a while you'll get butter

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    OH and Warning Danger!!!! DON'T MICROWAVE BREAST MILK IT EXPLODES!

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    Think it will go well with rye?

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    Shot that's easy. I accidentally made a few bottles of breastmilk cheese by losing a half full bottle on the floor of the backseat of my car for a few days....

    yummy!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IACali
    Shot that's easy. I accidentally made a few bottles of breastmilk cheese by losing a half full bottle on the floor of the backseat of my car for a few days....

    yummy!!


    OMG, that's disgusting

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    Ha....I've done that too. It's not like I did it on purpose. You go to wash the bottles and go "Oh...shit. There's one missing." 2 weeks later, you find it- wedged under a seat in the car, looking very much like large curd cottage cheese. I made the mistake of opening it and dumping it in the sink to wash it. DON'T! JUST THROW IT AWAY! You'll thank me later, trust me.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Yes, just throw it away. DON'T OPEN IT!!

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