Hello! I was just wondering why sometimes when giving the "lap" part of the dance, guys squeeze their legs together, sometimes kind of tightly. It happens occasionally and I was just curious about why, if you know. Thanks!!![]()
Hello! I was just wondering why sometimes when giving the "lap" part of the dance, guys squeeze their legs together, sometimes kind of tightly. It happens occasionally and I was just curious about why, if you know. Thanks!!![]()
weird I just mentioned that in Malak's post about how to get a better dance. this should be interesting.
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Do you mean they are smooshing thier knees tofether then trying to lift you up? Or trying to jam thier big ol' knees in between yours? If so , that is apparently some body's idea of "pleasuring" you in return. I have had them do that, too. Or if you work in a high-contact club, maybe they are getting a little over-stimulated.
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I think they assume you are going to want to straddle them and ride them like a hobby horse....
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I think they are hidding there BONE LOL.
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Really uncle perv?
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When they won't open up their legs and they keep their legs squeezed together, I think they are either nervous or they feel a boner coming on and they are trying their damndest to hide it...





I always thought they did it to annoy me and fuck up my balance. I hate it when guys bounce their legs up and down, squeeze them together, stuff like that, and I'll just back the hell up if they're doing it.
Maybe it's a nervous thing.
I just move them myself (either with hands on their knees, or my own nudging knee) and smile..... They seem to like the contact and extra attention.
If I don't do this their knobby knees actually give my legs bruises, no thanks!
Please don't lick me, it tickles..
Ive had a few do this, and I cant stand it, whether they are trying to hide their boner or not. They just need to sit back, relax, and let the dancers do their thing. But yea, as for guys bouncing you up and down with their thighs, makes me want to slap them.





It's a hands free sack adjustment !
He he, I'll have to use that one the next time a guy does it!Originally Posted by CuriousJ
Please don't lick me, it tickles..


involuntary twitch
or maybe they have to take a leak![]()
That's not too pleasant. I've actually given lap dances to guys that spilled their drinks on themselves, but it definitely gave me a doubletake on first contact!Originally Posted by cosis
Please don't lick me, it tickles..


hehe look been there, i wouldnt have got a dance with my pants all wet![]()
I've always had a problem with that because it only happens to me during grinding and they trap my legs together and make it so I can't move. That's when I force myself up and don't go thee again. Sorry another sh*tty dance for you!!!
Thanks everyone!!! Yeah, I am almost positive they are just hiding or trying to stop a hard thing from happening, hahaha. After being a little more observant I figured it out. The ones that do that usually get more than one dance though, so that's good, hahaha. It does make it more difficult to do the dance though and I can get stuck. I usually stand up and start doing other dancing things when they do that. Hahaha.![]()
when i'm in between their legs doing a tabledance, this can be annoying when a guy squeezes his legs so i can't move. um, now how am i supposed to dance for you? it can be irritating if he does it too quick and i lose my balance and fall. not sexy! if you do this, make sure i can see it coming, not to tight or too quick. it's embarrasing when i fall on my ass...
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Hahahahahaa! I know exactly what you're talking about!! I always wondered why some of them do that too! I get at least one each night... Sometimes I think they are trying to lift they're balls up with their thighs or something...
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