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    I've decided to do a sexy secretary set and I need a couple ideas. I'm going to pin my hair up and wear this really short pinstripe skirt and a button down shirt and a tie and some glasses.

    Now is there anything else I should add to my costume? Should I wear some kind of stockings or no? I want to dance to John Parr's "Naughty Naughty" for the first song, which song should be next?

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    Thigh high stocking would be awesome with that look.
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    "Office Love" by Susan Lynch (1-hit wonder) is a perfect song for this outfit.

    Black stockings and matching panties, too. Wear this when I return to PHX in two weeks.

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    go onto CMT.com and look up the music video "Save a horse ride a cowboy" by Big and Rich. Some of the background dancers have the absolute best sec outfit I have ever seen, Short short skirt, stockings, garters, heels, glasses with the old lady chains going around the neck, and great makeup for it too, my wife has done this it is amazing to see.

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    A pen and notepad worked into your regime would be nice...
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    stockings or garters are a must!


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    MUSIC::::::

    Love in AN ELEVATOR!!!!!!!!!

    She works hard for the money!!

    Working 9-5!

    then any song with Work in it
    "may your work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like your being filmed and drink like a true Irishman "--anonymous
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    This is just a thought, and just maybe a club shocker too!

    Walk out on stage with an ugly old baggy long granny type dress on over all you're sexy wear! Have a lipstick in you're hand and as you are taking off all this, i.e. glasses and hair down, apply the lipstick.

    If you want make the dress already very weak at the seam, and kinda tear out of it slowly!

    If the dress is very long and ugly they should not be able to see you're sexy shoes either until it's off!

    Again, a thought. I love a SHOCK when i go out, and i think this would be one. First you will get attention because guys will think wtf? This is a dancer?????

    Pamela

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    Quote Originally Posted by screaminpeachez
    MUSIC::::::

    Love in AN ELEVATOR!!!!!!!!!

    She works hard for the money!!

    Working 9-5!

    then any song with Work in it
    Gosh you made me think of " I don't wanna work, i just wanna bang on the drums all day"!!!!!!!

    Pamela

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    ^^^^^^^
    rock it!!!!!!!
    "may your work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like your being filmed and drink like a true Irishman "--anonymous
    "GOD is LOVE, but get it in writing"- Gypsy Rose Lee

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    a briefcase may just top that off too.

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    I think you should bring a typewriter or a fax machine with you on stage....nothing turns men more than a fax machine....Brother makes awesome ones by the way.

    Seriously at the clubs i go to it's seldom that a dancer will use various sets such as cheerleaders,schoolgirls or accountants (well maybe not)) for their stage shows so i'm sure that it would get my attention to see this.The whole classic look you described will never go out of style.
    What would Kenny Rogers do ?

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    a fax machine???

    I suppose a file cabinet is too bulky to consider??
    "may your work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like your being filmed and drink like a true Irishman "--anonymous
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    how about a briefcase

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    I'm checking out songs as I type for the second song, now should i wear white stockings or black stockings? I don't want it to come off as a school girl type look.

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    a sexy suit jacket would be definitive
    "may your work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like your being filmed and drink like a true Irishman "--anonymous
    "GOD is LOVE, but get it in writing"- Gypsy Rose Lee

    http://www.myspace.com/screaminpeachez

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    ok ok ok,i know,its country,but just give it a listen for a sec.

    Johnny paycheck-Take this job and shove it.
    Reba-Take it back

    Perfect for a sec set in AZ where the country music stations in every market are at the top of the ratings.
    The first song will wake the room up and have guys singing along to your dancing.You will have thier attention.
    The second song is a tough, girl next door, sounding song and is perfect for taking the rest off and floor work/pole work.

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    Do you already have your outfit?.....



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    A pen or pencil, notepad, briefcase would certainly help top it off.

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