Star Trek - T.N.G. Sex
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(Beverly enters the bridge)
Dr. Crusher: "Data, may I see you in the Captain's ready room?"
Data: "Yes, Doctor."
(they enter the ready room)
Dr. Crusher: "Data, we need to do a diagnostic on your inseminator.
I've been reading the manuals and a check-up is long overdue."
Data: (tilts head) "That is most interesting, but I can tell you that it
does in fact work because a few weeks ago it activated while I
was sleeping and took out a power conduit in my quarters."
Dr. Crusher: "Yes, well... I need to observe it's functioning myself
for the ship's medical logs."
(Beverly starts removing her uniform...)
Data: "What are you doing, Doctor?"
Dr. Crusher: (laughs) "I'm creating the proper controlled conditions
for the test. You should remove your uniform also."
Data: "But Star Fleet regulation number 23-475f does not allow
personnel to be on duty without their uniforms on except during
specific types of drills."
Dr. Crusher: (Beverly nearly giggling...) "Data, as medical officer
on this ship - I'm ordering you to remove your uniform."
Data: "In that case, I will comply then."
Dr. Crusher: "Ok, when you are done... lay on the Captain's desk
on your back."
(Data undresses and lays on the desk with his legs hanging-off.)
Dr. Crusher: "Switch on your emotion chip for this procedure."
(Data switches the chip on and starts smiling.)
(Beverly starts massaging his legs and Data's inseminator starts
getting longer.)
Data: "That is quite pleasurable Doctor. Did the manual tell you
exactly how to do it?"
Dr. Crusher: (grinning) "No Data, I've had lots of practice with
Jon Luc."
Data: "Really? Has he ever done damage to the ship accidentally?"
Dr. Crusher: (laughing) "Not with his 'inseminator' but it would have
been useful if he could while he was a prisoner of the Borg."
Dr. Crusher: (leans in and whipers...) "Resistance is futile!"
Data: (laughing like a maniac) "Oh doctor, that was most amusing."
Dr. Crusher: "Well, tell me how THIS grabs you!"
(Beverly vigorously strokes his inseminator making Data's eyes
widen.)
(Beverly straddles him on the desk and inserts his 10" inside
herself.)
Data: (gasping) "Doctor, I'm not sure I'm certified for this
procedure."
Dr. Crusher: "You wiil be!" (she thrusts her hips up and down
faster and faster)
(Captain Picard walks in...)
Captain: "Beverly! What is the meaning of this?"
Dr. Crusher: "Sorry Jon Luc, but you gave me a taste for
'robotic' and I thought I would try the real thing!"



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