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    Life Sucks

    There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

    The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."

    The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."
    The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."
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    LMAO hahahah Thats a funny penis joke!! I love these..
    you live like an ivy vine
    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
    put down some roots so you can stand on your own
    -Kenpachi



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