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    And now, another Nurse Betty slice of life.

    The shift is over and one of the fellow dancers has acquired a man for the evening, not a client, a man to love on much younger than she. She needs a ride to where he's parked, and I offer to drive, and the girl is just ebullient. "I haven't been laid in two months, and Ohmygod he's so hot and so young! Betty, I'm so-o nervous"

    "Don't be nervous, it's just sex, it's the most natural thing in the world"

    "I wonder if I smell okay."

    She proceeds to shift her weight, lose her hand down her trousers. I try not to let this unnerve me, until she, not trusting her own judgement, asks me to take a whiff of her finger to evaluate its pungence. She holds her palm right under my nose.

    I'm not entirely certain how to react to this. How flattering that she trusts me so much, but still... surely Miss Manners has written something on the subject.

    "It smells like..." Don't say catfish, don't say catfish "A woman. Smells great."

    "Are you sure?" She isn't certain. She proceeds to dig for gold once more. Really working out the treasures of her reproductive canal to be ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that the finger she holds under my nostrils is ABSOLUTELY SATURATED, ABSOLUTELY RADIOACTIVE with the UNMISTAKEABLE SMELL of fat. pink. juicy. stripper pussy.

    Yes, I am absolutely certain that you smell absolutely wonderful. Now please, of please, for the love of little apples, promise me that you will wash your hands before you eat anything.

    I dropped her off and she and the boy ran off for a night of wacky hijinks. His friends and I talked atheism in the parking lot for about twenty minutes and then parted as friends.

    I just wonder, at what point in ones life does a person become so comfortable with their bodies that they think nothing of offering their scent to another girl? Perhaps I am simply a prude. Yeah, that's it.

    I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now. Tears of blood.

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    **GASP**
    Bless your heart.

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    OOOOH yes, bless your heart!

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    Oh god that sounds like some strange shit that would happen to me. The closest I've ever even heard of that is a guy I know will fart on his hand and go "Stink finger!" and hold his hand out to someone's nose...but he only does it to other guys.

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    Love your avatar, BTW.
    You poor thing. Oh my God!!!! I am so germ-phobic I would freak out if someone did that to me. Ugh!!!!!!

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    That’s nasty!!! You’re a brave woman to have smelled it LMAO.. even twice?? WOW

    *me peeeucking then slap in her arm AWAY*


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    Yikes and I thought breath was bad! I can''t imagine what I would do, get out of the car and run, maybe?
    I love that she kept, digging for gold!
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    ^^ LOL atreau from Neverending Story gypsy_child. Tee hee I loved that movie as a kid...the 1st one was the best.

    Anyways...Im taken back for a moment after reading that....oh gosh thats WAAAAAYYYYYY TMI for anyone. I like chics n all but everyone needs manners. From that story Im surprised she didnt scoop it out w. a ice cream scoop and share it that way.
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    yuck. you are tooo nice!

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    gawd thats hilarious. I really don't know what I would have done in your situation. I probably would have started laughing. lol oh man u guys are crazy

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    I agree about You being too nice,I would have smacked the beeotch and told her off!Forget that sh**!

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    Miss Manners, indeed!


    *scratches head* She could've used a baby wipe and not have worried about it.

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    Or taken a damn shower after work, which is what I do when I plan to get laid.

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    that was hilariously funny.

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    Thank you, all of you! You gals are awesome. And many thanks on the feedback on the avatar, Madmax! Dr. Spock is my personal paradigm of masculinity. Sucks to you, John Wayne.

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    would've jerked away and pulled out my lysol can and sprayed her with it. then told her not to touch anything in my car with that hand. but if this girl knew me, she woulda known i have ocd. BAD. then i woulda lectured her on how condoms arent 100% for std or preggo prevention. hell, i dont touch myself down there til i wash me hands. genital piercings are easily infected.

    you are a brave nurse.
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    I think that (although it was probably just nerves) if she couldn't tell if it smelled bad then she's got bigger issues than what some little boy thinks of her genital secretions.

    I don't think that any genital smell is inviting unless it's in the context of getting busy.

    does she smoke while you eat as well??

    how unappetizing
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    Damn. That's really uncouth to say the least. How would she have felt if you told her to clean up before cats start following her around? I'm kind of OCD and germophobic as well, and would've politely told her hell no. I'm with Susan. If there's a remote chance in hell I'm going to get any kind of action, I'm showering.
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    Speechless... but I can only say one thing:
    ... be thankful she wasn't into anal...
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    That is one hell of a story.

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    LOL Polecat, quite.

    Guh, that so sounds like something that would happen to me. And like you, I'm too nice, I probably would've just been like "you smell fine" and just let it go. LMAO.
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    It wouldn't bother me. I've smelled plenty of pussy juice in my day.

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    When I was a teen, it was local tradition that you were "family" if you peed in front of someone. This, however, is out of my league. LMAO.
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