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    OMG ! There is a freaking bird in my fireplace !! At first I thought I was tripping But the closer I got to the glass the more I could it was an actual bird !
    It must have flown in through the opening in the chimney. Its so huge, anyway
    I need advice on getting it out. I don't want my dogs to attack it either !
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    Default Re: OMG ! There is a bird in my fireplace !!

    Build a fire. *quotes Alice in Wonderland* Smoke the monster out!

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    Default Re: OMG ! There is a bird in my fireplace !!

    Put the dogs outside, open all the windows and let it out of the FP. It'll fly around till it finds it's way out. Other than that, call animal control.

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    Default Re: OMG ! There is a bird in my fireplace !!

    Quote Originally Posted by RetiredDancer
    Build a fire. *quotes Alice in Wonderland* Smoke the monster out!
    No, I can't do that the poor little thing might get burnt !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap
    Put the dogs outside, open all the windows and let it out of the FP. It'll fly around till it finds it's way out. Other than that, call animal control.
    That sounds doable, I think I'll wait until my nephew gets home and let him do it !
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    Default Re: OMG ! There is a bird in my fireplace !!

    In the house that I grew up in, this happened all the time although in our case it was a wood stove.

    Before opening the stove doors, we would open both exit doors of the house to ensure a possible quick escape. Having a couple of cats to help chase him out came in handy too. Then we opened the stove doors and waited.


    There is a good possibility this may happen again, so you might consider having a chimney screen installed.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    I was just kidding, lol. I agree though, the only way I think to ever get a bird out is to just open the doors and let him fly out.

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    Yeah, I'll have to wait. There are a few birds around my house looking for their friend but, I am sitting here naked typing and I don't feel like getting dressed...LOL I am too comfy
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    Default Re: OMG ! There is a bird in my fireplace !!

    awwww they're looking for their friend!


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    Default Re: OMG ! There is a bird in my fireplace !!

    Quote Originally Posted by Farrah_Holiday
    Yeah, I'll have to wait. There are a few birds around my house looking for their friend but, I am sitting here naked typing and I don't feel like getting dressed...LOL I am too comfy
    I love this website.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney
    awwww they're looking for their friend!
    I know and I am feeling more fucked up ! I am going to check on him.
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    get yer ass dressed, girl and let that little guy out! lol j/k


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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney
    get yer ass dressed, girl and let that little guy out! lol j/k
    I finally did ! It was actually pretty simple ! I was just in my lazy girly girl mode. But I closed the "flew"( not sure of the spelling) so hopefully it wont happen again.

    Thanks for the tip about the screen. I'll get my neighbor to put it up for me
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    Default Re: OMG ! There is a bird in my fireplace !!

    yay! nice job. *claps*


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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney
    yay! nice job. *claps*
    hahhaha

    I hope he is having fun with his friends. They're outside eatting fruit off of the trees. I love Spring !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap
    I love this website.
    Actually, I usually type naked unless its very cold.
    Its just more comfortable.
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    Default Re: OMG ! There is a bird in my fireplace !!

    Hope it works, we had a family of chimney swallows move into our chimney, it was really a pain to get rid of them.
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