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    The top 5 smart (_!_) responses of the year.

    FIVE SMART-ASS ANSWERS OF THE YEAR


    Smart-Ass Answer #5
    A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As
    a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his
    trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, need to

    see your ticket, not your stub."


    Smart-Ass Answer #4
    A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but
    couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a butcher, "Do these
    turkeys get any bigger?" The butcher replied,

    "No, ma'am, they're dead."



    Smart-Ass Answer #3
    The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled
    down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid
    replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop
    finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.


    Smart-Ass Answer #2
    A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads
    Low bridge ahead'. Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and
    he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a
    police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the
    truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The
    truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."


    Smart-Ass Answer #1
    The SMART-ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR "THE TEACHER"
    A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now, Class, I
    won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider
    a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness,
    or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses
    whatsoever!"

    A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What
    would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
    sexual exhaustion?"

    The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When

    silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student,
    shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the
    exam with your other hand."

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    Default Re: The top 5 smart (_!_) responses of the year.

    LOL, Those were good, Big Green. I've heard #1 before, but the other ones were new to me.

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    Default Re: The top 5 smart (_!_) responses of the year.

    I love stuff like that! Thanks for the laugh!!

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    Default Re: The top 5 smart (_!_) responses of the year.

    ah thanks for the laugh! those were great!

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