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    Default Jack in Box Message

    "An operations manager for Jack in the Box was late for a meeting and called
    his boss to tell him he was running late. As he was leaving the voice mail
    message, he witnessed an accident and went on to provide a "play by play" of
    the incident. This is the actual voice mail message. It was forwarded so
    many times within Jack in the Box, it crashed their voice mail server."

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    NOTE: According to Snopes.com, the status is "undetermined" as to its authenticity.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Default Re: Jack in Box Message

    Real or not,this sh*t was f*cking hilarious,LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Default Re: Jack in Box Message

    omg! mother goose and a bible..that was some funny shit!

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    Default Re: Jack in Box Message

    I wish I was more computer literate, I have a tape of a 911 call where this dude hit a deer and put it in the backseat of his car. Long call short: He called 911 to say that he hit a deer and it came back to life in his car. Because the deer was freaked out it started kicking and biting, It bit dude and he was bleeding pretty bad. Because of the blood this "big ass" dog was trying to attack him while he was in the phone booth and he was swearin up a storm. Funny shit, similar to this.

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    Default Re: Jack in Box Message

    OMG that was the funniest shit ive ever heard! I love the guys laugh, its absolutley infectious! I was almost peeing my pants at the bible part. funny stuff Mojo!
    Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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    Default Re: Jack in Box Message

    no funny detected

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    Default Re: Jack in Box Message

    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t
    no funny detected

    Except for in that response. lol....

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