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    Default brother, can you lend a PL a clue?

    taken from ass-c
    Never posted before, but I've always been a huge fan of ASSC. Just
    about all my rules for having fun in the clubs have come from you guys.
    One of those rules is "mind you own business", but I'm thinking about
    breaking it.

    A dancer at my home club (Club A as it's called in on one ASSCer's
    blog) is a manipulative teasing game player. She tells stories about
    how she's just a sad and lonely gal and tells each guy he's just the
    man who's going to change all that. She'll lead them on all day with
    expectations of getting together outside the club and then, when all
    his money is gone, come up with a convienent excuse.

    Other dancers don't like her much, but they do have fun laughing at the
    pathetic losers who fall for her act - especially the ones who keep
    coming A lot of her customer base is the married businessman suit/tie
    crowd, so nobody really feels sorry for them. Heck, many of them
    probably know what she's up to. Fact is, as long as you know she's
    playing games, it can be fun to play along.

    But there is this one kid - maybe 24 - who has bought into her act
    hook, line and sinker. I swear he saves up all his pennies until he has
    enough for a Champaign room dance, then comes in to see this girl,
    gives her his money, and then gets crushed when she - yet again! -
    fails to come through and set up a date outside the club.

    Should I clue this kid in as to what is going on?
    it's obvious he doesn't know any better and it a would be an act of human decency and kindness to help him out. so, would i give this sap the inside scoop on this stripper? of course not, don't be silly. first of all, if he's like the way MW used to be. he isn't going to believe me anyway. so, why waste my breath. secondly and most importantly, i enjoy watching clueless PLs get broken down by strippers into splooging ungodly amount of cash in exchange for empty promises. the entertainment value alone is priceless.
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    : Oh, man...(to himself) Why did I get mixed up with that bitch?
    Lt. Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass and you got your head all the way up it! - from the movie "Heat".

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    Default Re: brother, can you lend a PL a clue?

    I think that someone like that has to learn the hard way, and that nothing you tell them would make a difference. Hopefully, when it's all over, he will have learned something and be wiser for the experience. Maybe that lesson will be worth the money he spent on getting dances, and hopefully he at least got a handjob or two out of the deal.
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

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    Default Re: brother, can you lend a PL a clue?

    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk
    first of all, if he's like the way MW used to be. he isn't going to believe me anyway. so, why waste my breath.
    I resemble that remark!


    Dude. Those days seem like so long ago. Yet it was only 18 months or so. If I ever seemed as though I was blowing any of you off (namely sporty, fishnet, fbr, mr_p, chili, kitty kat) back then I was definitely giving the wrong impression. I was heeding ever word. Hell, dropping a G every month does get old rather quickly once you become a little wiser and the stars start to dissipate. Well, let's just put it this way. If the ROI is worth it then dropping a G is easy as pie. I still get a kick out of watching some starry eyed PL being led to the ITC ATM w/ the 10% surcharge by an innocent dancer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moneywise
    I still get a kick out of watching some starry eyed PL being led to the ITC ATM w/ the 10% surcharge by an innocent dancer.
    been there done that, but only on my first few visits. I quickly wised up and brought the loot i was planning on spending. Now I mostle tip the girls on stage and get a dance or two. Would drink some beers but in washington no alcohol allowed, which sucks bullocks

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    Default Re: brother, can you lend a PL a clue?

    Everybody's learning curve is different when it comes to SC's. The worst case scenario would be if this kid finaly figures out that the girl was hosing him but is dumb enough to believe that the next one he falls for will be "different".
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
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    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    Actually the worst case scenario would be if he showed up with a semiautomatic weapon. You gotta remember some of these unstable high school kids are getting up to SC age.
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    Default Re: brother, can you lend a PL a clue?

    I like her style.


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    Default Re: brother, can you lend a PL a clue?

    ass-c has a site? Last I checked, ass-c.com was out. Or is this the newsgroup?

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    Default Re: brother, can you lend a PL a clue?

    Quote Originally Posted by NVJosh
    ass-c has a site? Last I checked, ass-c.com was out. Or is this the newsgroup?
    Most likely the newsgroup. Here is the whole thread.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Default Re: brother, can you lend a PL a clue?

    wow this guy is bitter because hes seeing guys get teased and played. Dude thats called hustling and its what we do. deal with it.
    AmyLynne

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    Default Re: brother, can you lend a PL a clue?

    Save your breath (or fingers). Most people have to learn the hardway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amylynnej
    wow this guy is bitter because hes seeing guys get teased and played. Dude thats called hustling and its what we do. deal with it.
    thats right I agree 100% but a lot of us that are top guns have your number - u won't make any money from us

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derek
    thats right I agree 100% but a lot of us that are top guns have your number - u won't make any money from us
    This is a bad thing because...????
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    Default Re: brother, can you lend a PL a clue?

    Derek.... check your lists, do you have my number?

    Look I'm a little chunky, but I have this 68.00 phone bill I need paid... Now I've told you what I need....what do you need? You love me right? I love you



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    Default Re: brother, can you lend a PL a clue?

    ^ You've come up with some damn goods ones but this has to be one of the best!

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    Default Re: brother, can you lend a PL a clue?

    Its ok derek. I have plenty of customers who pay more than your 100-200 dollars. Guys Ive known for awhile so your little "got my number" doesnt really work with me.
    AmyLynne

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    Quote Originally Posted by amylynnej
    Its ok derek. I have plenty of customers who pay more than your 100-200 dollars. Guys Ive known for awhile so your little "got my number" doesnt really work with me.
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