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    Smiley Life or Death?

    A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.



    "Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?"

    "Yes, officer . . . I know I was speeding--but it is a matter of life or death."

    "Oh, really? How's that?"

    "There's a naked woman waiting for me at home."

    "I don't see how that is a matter of life or death." "If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."

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    Default Re: Life or Death?

    Nice.

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    Lol!

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