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    Smiley Pass the mayo

    A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"



    "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
    "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"

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    Default Re: Pass the mayo

    ewwww

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    I'll never get over that one!!
    You know the saying? ... Celeste is the best!

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    Default Re: Pass the mayo

    Nasty! LOL


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    Default Re: Pass the mayo

    I've heard that one before, and the mental image it conjured scarred me for life.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Default Re: Pass the mayo

    That is disgusting.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Default Re: Pass the mayo

    I've heard that one before. Ewwww! LOL

    Reminds me of this other gross one my friend told me:

    Why do women have a hard time peeing in the morning?
    Ever try to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

    Yuck!
    Last edited by blondhottie; 04-08-2005 at 04:28 PM. Reason: to add a joke

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    Sick!



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