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mermaidnz
mermaidnz is a pillow! It makes virtually no noise whatsoever!
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mermaidnz
mermaidnz is a pillow! It makes virtually no noise whatsoever!



Somehow I find that hard to believe! LolOriginally Posted by mermaidnz
Yea is a newly-discovered breed of fish that dispenses tea or coffee! It holds up to twenty cigarettes and sweeps away dust. WTF? lol
LOL Woah..
Rhiannon
Rhiannon is a television set that mows your lawn! It has an alarm setting.





Design #2003953142
It's like a normal electric drill, but it can pick locks.
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
The Other Owner
The Other Owner is a mattress that's programmed against harming humans! It inflates into a dinghy and has a retro 70s design.
Well, at least you can get laid on it....
Aint that a bitch...
Design #3895945802
It's a television set that displays pornography, probably won't work and can pick up digital radio.
I can show porn, but i don't work!
uhhh big daddy...you have to put in your name.....





Design #3355682266
OTB is a handgun that automatically updates your weblog when used! It pushes things down staircases and tells you when people are lying.
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大
same to you madcap....
Madcap
Madcap is a wireless network device that catalogues its contents, runs on compressed air and follows you around.
God, that even sounds annoying. It's perfect!![]()
big_daddy
big_daddy is a hearing aid! It unblocks drains!
madcap
madcap is a wireless network device that catalogues its contents, runs on compressed air and follows you around.
onlythebest
onlythebest is a toilet seat that kills ants! It is monogrammed (up to three letters) and can be bolted onto a trouser press.
anyone else need to be done properly?! lol





erotictonic
erotictonic is a robotic dog that plays light music, jams mobile phone frequencies and never gets tired.
"hottie7268 is like a normal rickshaw, but it will drive you insane."
LOL! How suiting!
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.![]()


quaid is a deck of cards that can communicate with your blender, plays MP3s and is bigger on the inside than the outside.
bigger on the inside than the outside?! that's the worst thing i've ever heard lol.





biggreenmnm
biggreenmnm is an electronic implant that knows your name!
Kewl
im bionic boobs that can always find thier way home!!!
I already have a modelin production for blondes
,im courting Walmart in an effort to reach as many as possible across the country
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heaven777 is an ornately-engraved sphere that dispenses pills, can be assembled from common household parts and keeps your carpets clean.
So I'm pretty on the outside, heavily medicated on the inside with a really clean rug?? HAHAHA!
RedZ28 is an artificial limb that shreds documents and emits dangerous radiation.
Not very sexy, eh?
A_Guy:
A_Guy is like a normal shoe, but it squirts clouds of black inK
Using my real name, I'm an artificial limb that turns your lights on and off and provides an RSS feed.
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Angelique is like a normal trouser press, but it emits a constant high-frequency whine.


Angelique84 is a knife that detects background radiation! It can be taken apart and reassembled in thirty seconds.
foxee555 is a headband that can interface with your mattress! It is voice-activated and is fully recycleable.
Hmmm![]()
I am lazy and I like to party
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