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    Hello everyone,

    I have a serious thing for thong tan-lines. I think they are sooooo hot, they drive me crazy. My girlfriend tans regularly. Tonight she's going again to the tanning saloon.

    I want her tho keep her thong on so I can enjoy the tan-lines. How can I best ask her without her accusing me of too much porn or getting upset with me because I don't like her the way she is?


    Thank you for the help

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    Tell her that her pussy lips are starting to look like dried prunes......it will cost you a slap in the face but you KNOW she is going to cover that shit up from now on!

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    Default Re: I love thong tan-lines

    Kat!

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    Default Re: I love thong tan-lines

    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Tell her that her pussy lips are starting to look like dried prunes......it will cost you a slap in the face but you KNOW she is going to cover that shit up from now on!
    I better start covering up then, lol.

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    OMG!!!! Kat, you are too freakin funny!

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    What exactly is a tanning saloon? Is that where you drink beer under heat lamps?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo
    What exactly is a tanning saloon? Is that where you drink beer under heat lamps?
    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    id look hot with THAWNG tan lines

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    damn I wish I went to a tanning saloon a free shot for every session.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muyaha
    damn I wish I went to a tanning saloon a free shot for every session.
    Damn,that does sound great,LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Well, I love the advice from Kat, he he, but I say just tell her you love tan lines and she should try it out.
    I've done both with tanning and without and if she's a dancer it never hurts your money to have tan lines, nor does it take away if you have none.
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