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    Default Sex Burns Calories

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    Default Re: Sex Burns Calories

    Gosh, the last thing you want to think of when you have sex is ''Mmmm, I wonder if I'd burn more calories doggy style than in the missionary?''

    Total turn off. Just do it!
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    Calories Burned During Sex
    Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight
    Look how many calories you can burn:
    * TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
    With her agreement - 12 cal
    Without her agreement - 187 cal

    * TAKING OFF THE BRA
    With both hands - 8 cal
    With one hand - 12 cal
    With one hand being slapped - 37 cal
    With the mouth - 85 cal

    * PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
    With erection - 6 cal
    Without erection - 315 cal

    * PRELIMINARIES
    Trying to find the clitoris - 8 cal
    Trying to find G spot - 92 cal
    Without caring at all - 0 cal

    * WHEN DOING IT
    Holding her up - 12 cal
    Just on the floor - 8 cal

    * POSITIONS
    Daddy-mummy - 12 cal
    69 laying - 8 cal
    69 standing up - 112 cal
    Trolley - 216 cal
    Italian chandelier - 912 cal

    * HAVING AN ORGASM
    Real - 112 cal
    Fake - 315 cal

    * POST ORGASM
    Staying in bed - 8 cal
    Jumping off the bed - 36 cal
    Explaining why you jumped off the bed -816 cal

    * GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
    Between 16 and 19 years of age -12 cal
    from 20 to 29 - 36 cal
    from 30 to 39 - 108 cal
    from 40 to 49 - 324 cal
    from 50 to 59 - 972 cal
    over 60 - 2916 cal

    * PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
    Quietly - 32 cal
    Being in a hurry - 98 cal
    With her husband opening the door- 218 cal
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    Default Re: Sex Burns Calories

    haha MojoJojo thats funny!

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