How I won 14.77 from the young puppy doorguys this week.![]()
Ok so we are all sitting around at the end of the night,my first night "unretired",waiting for the last tipouts from the girls who cant say "No" to a guy with money,regardless of the hour.
Anyways,im feeling my sassperilla's and im trying to explain to the doorguys how Vowels turn guys on,and its got nothing to do with Vanna White or the letter lady on Sesame Street everyone saw as a kid growing up.
For some reason,unknown to me,only studied over time that i even know this,Men seem to respond better money wise to females with Vowels as the last letter of thier name.
In every club,or 80%+ of them,the top earners are always entertainers who's name ends with a vowel(or so sayeth I).I even went as far as to explain that 80% of entertainers have names that end in vowels.(again,so said I
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This of course sent thier unmolded minds into reading off the clubs roster,and them thinkin they cought the ole man in another line of bullshit,so the gauntlet was tossed!!!!!
Someone called "CHANGE"!!!!!!
Everyone pulled out all the heavy cash they had gathered that night.A few silver dollars and some Susan B's from the creative custies,and a pile of quarters(none of the Wisconsin error ones,our doorguys aint that dumb)and some assorted other change.
1 old dj.
3 young Jedi Doorguys.
14.77 in change hanging in the bal.
1 week.
The week is over tonight.
I won.
We took each nights roster of entertainers(20-30)and did a head count each night for a week ending tonight.
The old DJ said 80%.
He must really be getting old because when the numbers were crunched,it was 87% of entertainers who had names that ended in a vowel.![]()
Ok So anyways.....
The old dj has already taken the peso's from the doortots,he just needs to drive the point home.
A brief global stripperweb poll outta do the trick if posted on or around the time clock.
So whats the stats on your club???
The top earner,do most of your co workers names end in a vowel??Would you say 80%???
Thank you beforehand for your participation in this "Talk to the hand grasshopper"moment.




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