View Poll Results: Names that end in Vowels.

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  • Yup,the old fucker was right.80%+

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Thread: A E I O U,sometimes Y.Vowels,Vanna,Viagra

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    A E I O U,sometimes Y.Vowels,Vanna,Viagra

    How I won 14.77 from the young puppy doorguys this week.

    Ok so we are all sitting around at the end of the night,my first night "unretired",waiting for the last tipouts from the girls who cant say "No" to a guy with money,regardless of the hour.

    Anyways,im feeling my sassperilla's and im trying to explain to the doorguys how Vowels turn guys on,and its got nothing to do with Vanna White or the letter lady on Sesame Street everyone saw as a kid growing up.
    For some reason,unknown to me,only studied over time that i even know this,Men seem to respond better money wise to females with Vowels as the last letter of thier name.
    In every club,or 80%+ of them,the top earners are always entertainers who's name ends with a vowel(or so sayeth I ).I even went as far as to explain that 80% of entertainers have names that end in vowels.(again,so said I )
    This of course sent thier unmolded minds into reading off the clubs roster,and them thinkin they cought the ole man in another line of bullshit,so the gauntlet was tossed!!!!!

    Someone called "CHANGE"!!!!!!

    Everyone pulled out all the heavy cash they had gathered that night.A few silver dollars and some Susan B's from the creative custies,and a pile of quarters(none of the Wisconsin error ones,our doorguys aint that dumb)and some assorted other change.
    1 old dj.
    3 young Jedi Doorguys.
    14.77 in change hanging in the bal.
    1 week.


    The week is over tonight.
    I won.
    We took each nights roster of entertainers(20-30)and did a head count each night for a week ending tonight.
    The old DJ said 80%.
    He must really be getting old because when the numbers were crunched,it was 87% of entertainers who had names that ended in a vowel.


    Ok So anyways.....

    The old dj has already taken the peso's from the doortots,he just needs to drive the point home.
    A brief global stripperweb poll outta do the trick if posted on or around the time clock.

    So whats the stats on your club???
    The top earner,do most of your co workers names end in a vowel??Would you say 80%???

    Thank you beforehand for your participation in this "Talk to the hand grasshopper"moment.

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    Hehehe, lay off the booze old man, you're beginning to write(talk) like my daddy, the less than lovable Ukrainian lush!

    Well, my dance name is Anna, and my real name ends in an A, and I'm a top earner everywhere I go.....so theory holds true so far!

    But don't most female names end in an A? We need some name stats to back this up first, to see if the distribution is skewed.

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    Hmmm.... Marilyn and I used to be the tope eraners, until Mottie and Darcy came on board . . . Maybe there is something to this!

    Maybe that's why half my guys want t call me Kelly!


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    My dance name is Kryssy and I do well wherever I go. However I know a girl named Sterling that does great everynight she works. So I dont know.

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    Default Re: A E I O U,sometimes Y.Vowels,Vanna,Viagra

    I don't think your poll is very valid. A LOT of female names end with vowels, and you even have those that can end with both vowels and consonants (e.g. Hanna, Hannah). And what about those where there are silent vowels at the end (e.g. Darlene)? Pretty much, going by your rule, anyone's a winner.

    What would be interesting is if you specified with what sound a girls name ended with (e.g. does it end in 'a' or 'ee' etc) or if the number of syllables in a girls name had any impact.

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    Default Re: A E I O U,sometimes Y.Vowels,Vanna,Viagra

    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Hehehe, lay off the booze old man, you're beginning to write(talk) like my daddy, the less than lovable Ukrainian lush!
    Gotta love this one for telling it like it is !
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    Default Re: A E I O U,sometimes Y.Vowels,Vanna,Viagra

    I'm about to head out for work....I'll copy down the roster and do my own comparison to be posted later tonight or tomorrow. so wait, does "Y? count?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    I'm about to head out for work....I'll copy down the roster and do my own comparison to be posted later tonight or tomorrow. so wait, does "Y? count?
    Yup Y's count!!

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    How about names that end with a vowel sound,like Meadow???
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    Unretired!!!!! WTF!!!!! You went back to the dark side of the Moon didn't you?? LOL

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    Default Re: A E I O U,sometimes Y.Vowels,Vanna,Viagra

    Quote Originally Posted by Hate
    Unretired!!!!! WTF!!!!! You went back to the dark side of the Moon didn't you?? LOL
    lol

    Im a weak weak man.

    i thought after i retired,i could just work a day shift or two at a nice,small,local hangout kinda bar so i could still play music,see naked hotties,and run into all my friends.
    The perfect retirement!!!!

    Im afraid it wasnt enough to feed my addiction.

    I went back to the Papermoon last week and took over the radio spots and hosting the amature contest.
    I know its wierd,but I missed the insanity of a large showbar with a zillion girls every night.
    I figure one good night a week should calm my deamons.
    So im retired,but working 4 shifts between 2 clubs,and i just opened the family restaurant in a mall food court.
    I had more time before i retired!

    Im still trying to find that retirement brochure where all ya had to do was sit around and fish!
    lololol
    I dont think it exists,if it did,i would probably need a stripper or two on the boat to bait my hooks.

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    Leave it to you to think of something like this. ROFL!!!
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