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    Smiley How to ROCK your ATF for under 100 dollars.

    Ok for those on a budget who wanna rock the world of an entertainer this weekend.
    Just remember me in your will.

    Ok its real easy to find a massage person who does housecalls,there are a zillion of them in the phone book and newspapers.
    Not hookers,real rub down kinda people.
    pros.

    Anyways......

    They charge by the hour,usually around 60-100 bucks.
    They show up in uniform and with a folding table and everything.

    Call around to a few of them and explain to them they will be doing the house call at a strip club for a female entertainer.try to get a female if possible,the older the better.

    Call ahead to the manager of the club and explain to him that you want to purchase a VIP dance ,or whatever they call them at your club,from your ATF.Instead of her giving you a lapdance,a professional massager will be giving the entertainer a professional back and foot rub.
    They shouldnt have a problem with it,i have never seen one that did.

    Go to the club as usual and have fun.

    Towards the middle of the night,head her back into the vip room and just when she is about to start giving you a lapdance,escuse yourself and go get the rubdown person and return.

    Spend the next 30 or so mins just talking to her while she gets a middle of the night refreashing massage.

    Works everytime.

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    Default Re: How to ROCK your ATF for under 100 dollars.

    Don't cha think it would be more relaxing if you left her alone during the massage...

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    Default Re: How to ROCK your ATF for under 100 dollars.

    Also most dancers would prefer a $100 tip and spending it on what they want rather than what you want.

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    Default Re: How to ROCK your ATF for under 100 dollars.

    That would rock my world.
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    Default Re: How to ROCK your ATF for under 100 dollars.

    Quote Originally Posted by montythegeek
    Also most dancers would prefer a $100 tip and spending it on what they want rather than what you want.
    yea,but everybody who comes thru the door gives them money.

    This is about a man touching a woman,not a man doing what all the other men are doing.
    I hooked a keeper long ago,so im no longer in the hunt.But when I was whorin back in the day,I set the pace.
    Just passin on some old age ninja turtle secrets to those in need of an idea.

    But your right,the brats would rather have the cash!LoL!!!

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    Default Re: How to ROCK your ATF for under 100 dollars.

    I think that would be cool.

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    Getting a massage in a smokey club with loud music and drunk annoying whiney strippers and their needy customers is NOT relaxing. But hey, its a good idea, and the thought's what counts!

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    Default Re: How to ROCK your ATF for under 100 dollars.

    Hey Kermit Wannabe, (Just kidding Green)
    Why not take a poll Cash or Rubdown?

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    Default Re: How to ROCK your ATF for under 100 dollars.

    Quote Originally Posted by montythegeek
    Hey Kermit Wannabe, (Just kidding Green)
    Why not take a poll Cash or Rubdown?

    LOLOLOLOLOL no way!!!!!!!!

    When asking a female...
    "cash or ANYTHING"

    Cash always wins.

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    I like it. SO much nicer than when the custy tries to get off by pretencing he's giving me a massage . . .


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    Default Re: How to ROCK your ATF for under 100 dollars.

    Nice idea, but like Kat said, what's the fun of a massage when you know you're going to have to get back up and still be at work? That's why I never get one from the masseuse at the club. Now, a gift certificate for a massage would be awesome since I spend my own money on that anyway.

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    Default Re: How to ROCK your ATF for under 100 dollars.

    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM
    Spend the next 30 or so mins just talking to her while she gets a middle of the night refreashing massage.
    The real world logistics of this don't make sense to me. What if I'm busy when your masseuse arrives? How long are you going to keep the masseuse waiting and at what total cost? If you also pay for the VIP, how is that going to total under $100? What if I happen to call in sick the night you booked the masseuse?

    Even if I'm your ATF and you're a veteran regular, I dunno. I'd tend to think the "gift" was a little creepy. Like you're expecting something in return from me that's out of the ordinary or out of the club. And face it, maybe that's not your intention, but most guys would. Not to mention, what if other guys get wind of this gimmick and all want to do it. I really think Susan's idea of a gift certificate would be more practical and still thoughtful. After all, you would be showing concern for my aching back, so that's unusual.

    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM
    yea,but everybody who comes thru the door gives them money.
    Um... no, they don't. At least not at any club I ever worked. I realize you mean every one of my customers does, but that's the point. Not everybody who comes through the door is my customer, so in fact, you can distinguish yourself by being my customer.

    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM
    This is about a man touching a woman,not a man doing what all the other men are doing.
    Wha?? I thought you specifically advised to get the masseuse to do the touching.

    Come to think of it, I get the scam now. This is just a cheap way to see girl on girl massage action in VIP for the price of a single! Especially if your girlfriend happens to be a masseuse! Hey!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
    Nice idea, but like Kat said, what's the fun of a massage when you know you're going to have to get back up and still be at work? That's why I never get one from the masseuse at the club. Now, a gift certificate for a massage would be awesome since I spend my own money on that anyway.
    At Rick's, I know at times there's been a guy who would give massages in the dressing room area. But Susan's point of the conflict between getting a massage and then having to go back to work is valid, at least for my best club friend. She's been known to get a massage at the beginning of the night, only to fall asleep on the table where they left her sleeping until close.

    I'm so mean - I have to tease her about that sometimes.

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    I like the idea but at my club this would cost much closer to $300 thant $100 til you rented the VIP room and tipped the girl. Why not give her a gift certificate for a massage at a fancy salon instead?

    This also reminded me of a funny story. At a club where my ATF (who is now a professional massage therapist coincidently) worked there was a male massage therapist who used to give alot of the girls free massages. He got very friendly with his hands but none of the girls minded because they all thought he was gay. Turns out he wasn't. Guess there's no such thing as a free massage.
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    I gave my ATF an afternoon at a spa for Christmas last year. She's not dancing anymore but, if she was, it would have cost me more like $400 to do it at the club and she would have had to go right back to the floor and getting gropped by guys for the rest of the night afterwards.
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    Why not pay her house fees with the money, as well as whatever it would cost for her to skip the stage. Whatever is left over give to her to keep her with you for the rest of th time you are there. That's buying her night and keeping her to yourself as well.
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    Gypsy, that would cost about $1,000 for my fav, and she'd still feel obligated to spend time with another regular who came in.
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    Id much rather get a gift certificate. That would be like way creepy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amylynnej
    Id much rather get a gift certificate. That would be like way creepy.
    I agree with this idea. Last year my ATF bought a new house, and I gave her a $100 gift card to The Great Indoors so she could find something nice for her house. I don't give her gifts like this very often, and she was absolutely thrilled. I knew it wouldn't get tossed like some cheapo jewelry or trinket, because she could use it for whatever she wanted. Win-Win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by azdd
    I agree with this idea. Last year my ATF bought a new house, and I gave her a $100 gift card to The Great Indoors so she could find something nice for her house. I don't give her gifts like this very often, and she was absolutely thrilled. I knew it wouldn't get tossed like some cheapo jewelry or trinket, because she could use it for whatever she wanted. Win-Win.
    Now THAT is a good concept.

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    Default Re: How to ROCK your ATF for under 100 dollars.

    I also value my time. During the half hour or hour Id be getting a massage I could be making money so you also better factor that in.

    Sounds like someone is trying to be a player or a sc king.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amylynnej
    I also value my time. During the half hour or hour Id be getting a massage I could be making money so you also better factor that in.
    You're already getting paid. He mentioned buying a VIP, so you're getting that.

    It's not really 100$, unless VIP is really, really cheap (not in this life)...

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    not every club pays you for vip. if he really wants to do that buy me a gift certificate. If I get a massage I want to relax.
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    Quote Originally Posted by azdd
    I agree with this idea. Last year my ATF bought a new house, and I gave her a $100 gift card to The Great Indoors so she could find something nice for her house. I don't give her gifts like this very often, and she was absolutely thrilled. I knew it wouldn't get tossed like some cheapo jewelry or trinket, because she could use it for whatever she wanted. Win-Win.
    I once gave a dancer a 100 gift certificate to "Joe's House of Exotic Jarlsburg Cheeses". She looked at me and said she doesnt go there, because she only prefers gouda cheese. I snatched it back from her and used it all on myself.

    Ungrateful bitch.

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    The whole idea of giving gifts to a stripper seems strange to me. I don't go around giving my mechanic, landscaper, grocery store cashier a gift. I am part of the reason why they have money in their pocket. If anything THEY should give ME a gift. Even that seems stupid.

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