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    The ones I'm talking about come in to drink and talk to the dancers. They're in all the time. They rarely do dances. Sometimes they tip at the stage, $1 tops. That's not the annoying part. The annoying part is when they dispense advice, like they know everything there is to know about stripping. "Here's a tip: Look at the customer's shoes. They give away his income." Thanks a bunch, genius. I've never heard that one before. *cough* "I don't like what you are wearing. You'll never make money in that." What are you? My mother? Leave me alone.

    They think they "know" me and every other dancer in the club. Worse, they think that they know what it's like to be us.

    I usually ignore them. However, last night was the stripclub-know-it-all convention, and I nearly died.

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    I know what you mean. We have a few like that. I finally quit talking to them, even if they talked to me. They said "what, you don't like me anymore?" I turned around and told them that no, I didn't cuz they never spent money and this is my job. I am not here to find lames to hang out with. I can do that walking down the street for free. They got the hint and have left me alone since.

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    Yeah, we hate us, too!

    But, ya gotta understand, that "judging people by their shoes" thing just seems weird the first time you hear it. Who would think anyone would already know that?! You just really feel like you have to tell people.
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    I hate the ones that stare AWAY from the stage, and look at their beers. Or the neons. Not even the tv. No tips, no clapping. I've done the funky chicken on stage in my thong just to screw with them but no one noticed.



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    Hahaha, I know a guy who if you ever even mention a dancer he's like "What's her name??? What's her stage name???" like he knows every fucking dancer in town. Shit, maybe he does. What do I know. Hopefully at least he's a tipper and I won't have to see him when I start dancing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter
    I hate the ones that stare AWAY from the stage, and look at their beers. Or the neons. Not even the tv. No tips, no clapping. I've done the funky chicken on stage in my thong just to screw with them but no one noticed.



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    Its like they go there because they heard the beer is great there. It sucks that those pesky dancers distract them.

    To go to a Strip Club and not actively enjoy what you are seeing there just boggles my mind. You dont have to slobber all over the stage to show your enjoyment, but for god's sakes your eyes wont burn out if you soak up the sight of a beautiful naked woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prester_John
    Its like they go there because they heard the beer is great there. It sucks that those pesky dancers distract them.
    Well, it cant be because the beer is cheaper! Sheesh.



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    To go to a Strip Club and not actively enjoy what you are seeing there just boggles my mind. You dont have to slobber all over the stage to show your enjoyment, but for god's sakes your eyes wont burn out if you soak up the sight of a beautiful naked woman.
    Maybe they're skeeert that their hands might fall off at random if they clap. I think this is so. I think they have some sort of rare mutation of cooties that only non-tipping regulars get.

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    I totally agree. There are guys that spend ALL day EVERY day in my club. Don't spend any money, and try to tell girls how to do there jobs.
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    I usually tell them if they know so much about it, I will lend them an outfit and let them strut their stuff. They shut right up after that!


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    There are a couple of these in every club. I think maybe they're guys who secretly want to BE strippers, rather than just date them

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    LOL! How lame. Hey folk, next time i get a virus at work (which happens often, TOO goddamned often for my tastes) make sure and tell me how to get rid of it...

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    Oh my God, I know... I had a guy tell me the shoes thing once, and I always had guys trying to give me advice.... it's just like the guy you go into a regular bar and see who is bragging about all the chicks he gets when he is 55, drunk, and fat. The shit just cracks me up. I have no idea what drives these types.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap
    LOL! How lame. Hey folk, next time i get a virus at work (which happens often, TOO goddamned often for my tastes) make sure and tell me how to get rid of it...
    Hey, I'm the all-time expert on technology at your place of work. Just switch to AOL because virus protection is built in.

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    Default Re: I hate most club regulars

    We have a few of those,too,they think that they know the business better than even the veterans (10-18 yrs experience).

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    We have a few too, but I don't mind hanging out with them. They half-heartedly may offer to hang out with me OTC, invite me and my daughter (since they know me so well ) over to dinner, etc, but don't get bunched up when I repeatedly don't call.

    Plus, they're nice to hang out with when it's dead in the club. They buy me drinks, they'll run out to grab me food if I'm starving, heck, the other night one of the regs went to walmart to buy me a mirror when I realized that another crackhead stripper had broken one of our last dressing room mirrors and I didn't have anywhere to put on my makeup.

    If I leave on break to get my own food, a couple of them will call me on my cell if they see one of my money regulars come in while I'm gone. If I'm running late on break, I can call them to find out who's on stage so I know how much time I have.

    When it gets busy, if I'm in a pissy mood and just sitting and talking with them, they will literally give me a nudge to "go make some money, girl, stop talking to old me!" And I'm one of the few girls who they actually will tip on the stage, usually just a $1 or two, but that's typical for everyone around here. And once in a while, one of the club regs will even get a dance from me, which they hardly ever do.

    I figure they have time, effort they're willing to part with, and a little money, and someone should take at least those last two. Might as well be me.

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    I hate the ones that once in awhile they do get a dance, so sometimes when it's dead you kind of hang around to feel them out even though you know you shouldn't. We have one that comes in 3 days a week that I do enjoy. He buys you a couple of drinks and talks to ya. I actually enjoy his company. He always lets you know "hey kid, go make some money" He comes in a lot because he has credit there since he does a lot of their repair work on lights and buying the new stage and such. It's kind of nice to have someone to talk to when it's dead instead of getting into back room drama.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IACali
    We have a few too, but I don't mind hanging out with them. They half-heartedly may offer to hang out with me OTC, invite me and my daughter (since they know me so well ) over to dinner, etc, but don't get bunched up when I repeatedly don't call.

    Plus, they're nice to hang out with when it's dead in the club. They buy me drinks, they'll run out to grab me food if I'm starving, heck, the other night one of the regs went to walmart to buy me a mirror when I realized that another crackhead stripper had broken one of our last dressing room mirrors and I didn't have anywhere to put on my makeup.

    If I leave on break to get my own food, a couple of them will call me on my cell if they see one of my money regulars come in while I'm gone. If I'm running late on break, I can call them to find out who's on stage so I know how much time I have.

    When it gets busy, if I'm in a pissy mood and just sitting and talking with them, they will literally give me a nudge to "go make some money, girl, stop talking to old me!" And I'm one of the few girls who they actually will tip on the stage, usually just a $1 or two, but that's typical for everyone around here. And once in a while, one of the club regs will even get a dance from me, which they hardly ever do.

    I figure they have time, effort they're willing to part with, and a little money, and someone should take at least those last two. Might as well be me.

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    Those are the pleasant club regulars. I have some too. They're my cheerleading squad.

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    Oh god. The one's I hate the most are the one's that think they work there - I don't even really hate them, it's just so pathetic how they think they are on the "inside" somehow. Like they really think because they want to move a cot into the corner of the VIP with all of their clothes underneath it and live there, and because they have picked up on the dancers real names that they are some kind of super-customer/staff/friend hybrid that doesn't really count as a customer any more. "All the girls here know me" right? Sometimes you feel like shaking them and saying "You are a customer! A customer! You are not the goddam industry insider! Go, construct an identity outside of this building! Have healthy relationships and come to a strip club as a normal outlet, not for self-validation and a sense of being!" Although the one time I tried that it didn't go as well as I hoped.
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    Then we can all come here and REALLY become insiders.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny
    Have healthy relationships and come to ....
    Look, if you clear SCs and bars of dysfunctional, needy, addicted people, you ruin the business. Regulars, like them or hate them, are what fund these establishments.

    Do you really want customers becoming so well-adjusted that they stop visiting you? I didn't think so.

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    When I go to the SC I usually buy some VIP dances upstairs from a girl or 2. Most of the time 2 or 3 dances in a row. I don't normally hang out by the stage. If a girl sits with me I'll buy her a drink or 2 and tip her for her time sitting.

    If some dancer comes right up and says "Do you want a dance?" I'll almost always say "No". That's a sure sign (to me) that it's gonna suck because she's hustling and will race to the next customer. I'll wait around for someone willing to spend a little time getting me to spend a little money.

    Now if I don't want a dance from her at all, for whatever reason, I'll be straightforward with her and say so. I won't waste her time. I run a business and understand that TIME IS MONEY. I'd hate to have someone do that to me so I don't do it to anyone else.

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    I hate the HEROES
    ones that try to convince me to do something else with my life.
    I have a college degree and a life outside of the bar!!!
    why do they think that I need to be saved?

    I always leave depressed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicagoeditor
    Look, if you clear SCs and bars of dysfunctional, needy, addicted people, you ruin the business. Regulars, like them or hate them, are what fund these establishments.

    Do you really want customers becoming so well-adjusted that they stop visiting you? I didn't think so.
    No no, I don't think you understand the type of regulars that are being talked about. These are the "club's" regulars, not the dancers. These are men that come in early in the night when it is either free to get in or discounted, they rarely pay attention to the stage so they aren't tipping, but they try to talk to the dancers that are near them. they rarely get dances and usually nurse the same beer for the time they are there, but they are willing to take up time from the dancers and give unneeded advice.
    These are the guys that want to know about you for free, they don't want to give you money , but they want to know everything they can so that the next time they talk to another dancers they can appear all-knowing.
    These guys are NOT needed in the club because they steal time from the dancers and spend as little as possible to stay as long as possible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by showgirlschloe
    I hate the ones that once in awhile they do get a dance, so sometimes when it's dead you kind of hang around to feel them out even though you know you shouldn't. We have one that comes in 3 days a week that I do enjoy. He buys you a couple of drinks and talks to ya. I actually enjoy his company. He always lets you know "hey kid, go make some money" He comes in a lot because he has credit there since he does a lot of their repair work on lights and buying the new stage and such. It's kind of nice to have someone to talk to when it's dead instead of getting into back room drama.
    I have a few who fit this bill. I like having them around actually .... ofcourse these guys are smarter than some of the other regulars. They know better than to ruin a pleasant exchange by asking dancers out on dates or trying to get us to see them outside the club. They also will tip a few bucks on stage as they arrive or leave. When I see these guys I tend to get the whole "Cheers" tv show theme running in my head, lol !~
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    we get quite a few of those in my club. quite a few girls i work with just sit and talk to them. rarely the guys get a vip- and only if you talk to them for at least a half hour or more (for free)- and do the same on busy nights, even when these guys don't spend except a dollar or two on stage. i dont bother- i tried, but i'm not what they're looking for cause it's too obvious i'm there to make money. they dont like hustlers. i'd rather hit up newcomers for a dance or two. faster and easier. some of the regs will buy dances from me cause i ask. they know i'm there for that. not to just sit there. if they dont spend, i dont talk to them. time=money. they dont bother trying to tell me what to do- i seem too scary to them. some of the regs are poor conversationalists also- they are just so bored acting and depressed. trying to strike up convo is sometimes like pulling teeth! drives me nuts. i try hard to pick a subject, but sometimes it just doesnt work.
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