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    Default When strippers attack...

    something must of been in the water... or the smell of green must of been around me...

    I got mauled by the girls at the club

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    Default Re: When strippers attack...

    Quote Originally Posted by Super Cecil
    something must of been in the water... or the smell of green must of been around me...

    I got mauled by the girls at the club
    Dude.. how many times do we have to tell you that the lion cage at the Zoo is NOT a Strip Club?? We arent amused that you are off your meds again, you know. Lay off the psycotropic stuff, too.

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    LOL i cant help but ask....but were you wearing AXE man body spray?
    you live like an ivy vine
    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
    put down some roots so you can stand on your own
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    I can't take it anymore. If it were anyone else but Cecil I might let it slide. But his postings are getting on my nerves.

    It is not "must of." It is "must have."

    "I must have forgotten my brain when I logged on to Stripperweb tonight."

    Please try to use proper grammar when making your pointless posts.

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    Default Re: When strippers attack...

    Okay, exactly what sort of explanation does "being mauled" have to him? I mean like there are times when I would enjoy being mauled by certain woman and perhaps even some men.. sooo..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde
    Please try to use proper grammar when making your pointless posts.
    I'm not sure if I agree Mr. Hyde. If the points are useless, I'm not sure if the appropriate grammar would help all that much.
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

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    Default Re: When strippers attack...

    That's odd. I've never been mauled at a club. Every visit I've made the girls have been friendly, polite & professional.

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    I expected this to be a link to some article about a moron who was idiotic enough to go onstage and got the snot beat out of him (Seen a couple of those on SW before).

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    Actually...I wouldnt mind a bunch of hot chics mauling me right now
    you live like an ivy vine
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    that's your flaw
    put down some roots so you can stand on your own
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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk
    Actually...I wouldnt mind a bunch of hot chics mauling me right now
    I have to concur.
    For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been and there you will long to return.

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    Default Re: When strippers attack...

    Super Cecil's threads are amusing in a awkward sort of way I'm actually looking forward to his future threads.
    "when a stripper kill's"
    "why do strippers hate me"
    Any one else have any suggestions for SC thread titles?


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    Default Re: When strippers attack...

    Maybe the girls at your club logged on here, read your inane posts, and decided that, for the good of all mankind, they should beat the snot out of you....
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    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
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    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    I usually get ignored at the clubs,unless it involves something important,like ,"green stuff".
    Hey,isn't that some sort of toy or candy? "Green stuff"... Yeah,slimey gooey green stuff.hehe

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    Haha. What a retard. In the words of Yoda, "I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused."

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