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    Smiley God is a DJ

    Ok I swear i played 3-4 techno songs last weekend where they said God is a dj,or dj's are gods,etc.

    Just a fun thought here.

    What if your Dj was really "GOD".

    Pros...
    He would have all the newest music,before they were even a hit.
    He would always know what song you wanted,before you got to the dj booth.

    cons....
    He would know if you really had cramps and couldnt go up.
    You would feel compelled to tip a true 10%.

    Anyone else think of some pros and cons???

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    Default Re: God is a DJ

    Pros:

    He'd keep the lights dark when he knew you were having a "Fat day"
    He'd play a slow sappy song when he knew you were too tired to lift another leg
    He'd have customers tip you more by weighing on their concious!

    Con:

    He'd know when you were thinking dirty thoughts about the other girls you work with!! LOL
    He'd know if you thought he was hot
    He'd know if you were lying about your weight.


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    Pro....

    He could point you in the direction of the guy he thought had money,and be right 100% of the time!!!!

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    Default Re: God is a DJ

    ooooooooo

    He could do something with the stage so dancers leggings/stockings were as white at the knees on thier last song as they are on the first.

    Hell thats worth 10% tipout alone to the big guy!

    No more stage spooge!!!!

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