Sooooo... my good friend/neighbor is out of town and I agreed to stay at his house and watch his dog.
The dog is cute as hell (see below). It's a pug-beagle mix... or a puggle. I call it "that little shit"!
^ see that photo. Cute huh? this thing is one of the most spoiled, little bratty dogs I have ever came across... grrrrrrrr. Over the past two nights I have gotten a total of 4 hours of sleep and my patience is running thin... Only one more day to hold off from killing this dog!!
1st night:
Everything is fine. I get into bed around 12 am, and let the dog roam the house as she normally does. 1 am, I find out that the dog has to sleep in the same bed as me. Seeing that she's too small to jump up, I have to left her into bed. Then she preceeds for the next 30 minutes to dig into the sheets searching for that nonexistant bone.... Finally around 1:30 she calms down and goes to sleep. 2 am, she wakes up, jumps off the bed and returns in 10 minutes. Again, she's hopping at the edge of the bed, whimpering to get up. Ok.. I let her up again.
She repeats this routine 5 times throughout the night... so I'm getting 10 minute increments of actual sleep. oy vey
5:30 am, I wake up... take a shower (she's whimpering outside the bathroom door). Dry off, and walk back into my room. I noticed she was in the corner of the room, looking at me with intense eyes? ok... "what's wrong?". I walk towards her and *SPLAT*... I quickly notice a warm, wet feeling squeeze between my toes.I just stepped in a big pile of dog vomit.
Disgusted, I wash of my foot, walk back to my room and change. I start walking down the stairs, and again, I feel wetness seeping through my socks. Fabulous.... it's dog pee. and in the corner is a nice little doggie deposit. WTF?
anyways... I eat my breakfast, let her outside, and finish up 5 minutes later. I call her inside, and she gives me a blank look from across the yard... she continues sniffing through the yard... I guess the beagle side of her took control, because she caught the scent of something and she wasn't going to budge. Seeing that I already was going to be late to work, I slowly walk towards her and try to coax her inside... except she's thinking "yeeaaaaaaaaaa!!! It's play time!!!!!". fucking dog.
She gets the crazy look in her eyes, and bolts off running like a kid on crack... she's spinning in circles, chasing her tail, running repeatedly around me barking and huffing... please God, not now... ok, now I'm running after her. she's jucking left, jiving right, and then miraculously contorts her body under the fence into the neighbor's yard... there goes that blood vessel in my forehead... I was ready to kill. lol.
40 minutes later, I finally wear her down, trap her in the corner and tossed her into the house.
I rolled into work 1 hour late.
and 5 minutes ago I just cleaned up a biiiiig pile of dog shit from my room again. It looked like this dog lost 50% of her body weight in this one deposit. WTF??? I didn't even feed the dog that much to warrant this poop.
I need help... bad.




I just stepped in a big pile of dog vomit.
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Either that or take her to a kennel and get a decent nights sleep.
) so I can get some sleep tonight.

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