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    Strip Club

    A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, he took the seat.

    As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind him yelled, "Yeah baby! That's what I've been waiting for!"

    The man in the front row turned around and gave him a dirty look. A few minutes into the show, the dancer did a move and snatched off her top, revealing two pasties. The guy behind our friend goes off again. "Yeah baby! Shake those things."

    Our friend turned around and said, "Hey buddy, calm down!"

    After a few moments, the dancer did another move, and snatched off her dress, revealing a very thin G-string. Again the man behind our friend yelled out, "Oh baby! You're almost there!"

    Our friend again turned around and said, "Hey buddy, shut the hell up, will ya!"

    A few minutes later, the dancer stretched out on the floor and snatched off both the pasties and the G-string, and the whole club went wild, except for the man behind our friend. Curious, our friend turned around and asked, "Say buddy, where's your enthusiasm now?"

    The guy responded, "It's all over your back, dude."

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    You are very, very bad!
    Never underestimate a hot chick with brains - even if she's nekkid!

    Women are like spaghetti - they're str8 until you get them wet.

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    Ewwww

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    OMG LMAO

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    Eeew!
    You are the envy
    of all parallel lines that
    dream of curves and convergence
    - Sara Bailey: Sieve of Words

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    OOOOOOOHHHHHH,very nasty!

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    eeeww!!!
    vicious circle

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    LOL
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    "Every man dies; not every man really lives." (William Wallace from Braveheart)

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    Default Re: Strip Club

    So that's why you enjoy going to the strip clubs so much, Red. J/K

    Ewwwww, LOL

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    Strage thing is, i can actually see something like that happening.

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    I concur with all four EWWWWWWWWs.
    Aut Pax Aut Bellum
    Either Peace Or War

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    Hahahaha!
    "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."

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    the slutty one

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    So you were at Cheaters last week?

    >>>Sad<<<

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