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    Why condoms come in packs of 3, 6 and 12

    A man walks into a drug store with his 13-year old
    son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and
    the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

    To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

    "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

    He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3
    and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."

    The Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

    "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks,
    "Then who are these for?"

    "Those are for college boys." the dad answers, "TWO
    for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

    "WOW!" exclaimed the boy.
    "Then who uses THESE?" he
    asks, picking up a 12 pack.

    With a sigh, the dad replied,
    "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March....."

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    Default Re: Why condoms come in packs of 3, 6 and 12

    OMG. I love it. I have a married friend who will die when he hears this.

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    Default Re: Why condoms come in packs of 3, 6 and 12

    I SOOOO envious of a married man that gets it once a month

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    Default Re: Why condoms come in packs of 3, 6 and 12

    LOL that was cute.


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    Default Re: Why condoms come in packs of 3, 6 and 12

    Thanks for the chuckle...*wink*
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    Default Re: Why condoms come in packs of 3, 6 and 12

    LOL that was funny!

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