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    The Birthday Celebration - Why I Fired My Secretary...

    Two weeks ago was my birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!" and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember...The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent ...As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning Boss, Happy Birthday!" And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch.

    We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

    After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable" She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake --- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday!

    And I just sat there ---

    On the couch ---

    naked.......
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    Default Re: The Birthday Celibration

    Quote Originally Posted by lethalsoul
    The Birthday Celibration


    And I just sat there ---

    On the couch ---

    naked.......
    Well, it *was* your birthday - nothing wrong with being in your birthday suit for the celebration as I see it!
    Never underestimate a hot chick with brains - even if she's nekkid!

    Women are like spaghetti - they're str8 until you get them wet.

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    OMG that is sooooooo funny.
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    Default Re: The Birthday Celebration - Why I Fired My Secretary...

    Holy Shit I would be so embarassed if that happened to me. What kind of reaction did you get about your birthday suit; were they as shocked as you probably were?
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    Default Re: The Birthday Celebration - Why I Fired My Secretary...

    Just a joke.


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    Default Re: The Birthday Celebration - Why I Fired My Secretary...

    Hehehe......you had me going.

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    Default Re: The Birthday Celebration - Why I Fired My Secretary...

    This is a very popular urban legend

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