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    LOL.. great Thread title, no?

    Okay.. quick little bar story. Today I was doing a lunch shift, which on a beautiful, sunny Tuesday morning-afternoon means very few people coming in. One of the few was a woman who looked late 20s-early 30s, casually dressed, and very distracted. It took forever to get her lunch order, and a drink for her. Any chatting we did was typical new person banter. "Great weather. Sucks to be inside etc etc". She got her meal and another drink.

    Now.. I was again briefly chatting with her, and she sorta stared off for a moment, then said "I think Im ready to have anal sex"

    I was drinking some water, and I actually took a spit take. It was so ENTIRELY out of left field, that, beleive it or not, I was dumbfounded, and speechless. Finally, something snapped in her, and she said "Oh My God.. Did I say that out loud?" She couldnt have been more embarrassed. She tried to explain she was in a new relationship etc etc, at which point I told her "You dont have to go into it, its your business". To say the leats, the rest of her time there was awkward. She did leave a good tip.

    I guess her new relationship was going good, because she was in the clouds up to that point. LOL

    I kid you not. The effing weirdest things happen when I bartend at the weirdest moments.

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    HAHAHA... that's great

    Quote Originally Posted by Prester_John
    I kid you not. The effing weirdest things happen when I bartend at the weirdest moments.
    One of the many reasons why I've seriously considered bartending

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    Did you offer to help her out?
    Never underestimate a hot chick with brains - even if she's nekkid!

    Women are like spaghetti - they're str8 until you get them wet.

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    How many drinks had she had???

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    Whew! I thought for a moment that PJ was starting his own extras thread.

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    No shit, JZ.

    PJ likes to play himself off as a burgeoning academic, but we all know what he is--an extras pedding bartender...

    <S> PJ
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    Darn and I thought YOU were ready for anal??!! Shucks!

    That was a cute stpry though.
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    LOL, thanks for the story, I needed a laugh!

    Was she drunk when she said that?

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    Ahhhhh...yes, some days I do miss bartending...

    That was classic and I would have paid to see that scenario!!

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    nice story..i'm amused!!!
    vicious circle

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    I was gonna ask giving or receiving, but I guess it's a moot point now...
    "She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"

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    Maybe she was tryin' to give you a 'hint'...


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