LOL.. great Thread title, no?
Okay.. quick little bar story. Today I was doing a lunch shift, which on a beautiful, sunny Tuesday morning-afternoon means very few people coming in. One of the few was a woman who looked late 20s-early 30s, casually dressed, and very distracted. It took forever to get her lunch order, and a drink for her. Any chatting we did was typical new person banter. "Great weather. Sucks to be inside etc etc". She got her meal and another drink.
Now.. I was again briefly chatting with her, and she sorta stared off for a moment, then said "I think Im ready to have anal sex"
I was drinking some water, and I actually took a spit take. It was so ENTIRELY out of left field, that, beleive it or not, I was dumbfounded, and speechless. Finally, something snapped in her, and she said "Oh My God.. Did I say that out loud?" She couldnt have been more embarrassed. She tried to explain she was in a new relationship etc etc, at which point I told her "You dont have to go into it, its your business". To say the leats, the rest of her time there was awkward. She did leave a good tip.
I guess her new relationship was going good, because she was in the clouds up to that point. LOL
I kid you not. The effing weirdest things happen when I bartend at the weirdest moments.



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