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    I had a clog in the drain that was causing my shower to overfill with water, amongst other plumbing problems.

    Today the plumber came by. They had to scoop out a huge chunk of the backyard to get to the clogged part of the drain. Turns out the clog was caused by a piece of an old torn condom that was flushed, yucky!!!!

    I was so embarrased that I paid $63 for the service even though I just rent. My landlord WAS PISSED because he has a big hole in his yard because some asshole dude couldn't just wrap it and throw it into the wastebasket next to the toilet!!

    Lesson for you boys!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    LMAO! I'm sorry...But that's hilarious! Did the plumber have to walk away for a while before he explained to you what the problem was?

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    OOoooooo - that's embarrassing!

    Of course, I doubt there isn't a lot that goes down that hole that isn't embarrassing in one way or another!

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    Ewwww.. lol

    Who the hell would flush a condom down the toilet in the first place? Damn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    Who the hell would flush a condom down the toilet in the first place? Damn.
    Someone who is still living with his/her parents. LOL That's what I did when I was at my folks' house over winter break from college. I had my bf at the time over since no one was home, and we wanted to hide the evidence. Yes, you can wrap it in toilet paper so that you can't see it, but I was paranoid about someone finding it.

    But I don't think Katrine lives with her parents, so I don't know what that dude was thinking.

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    I've found that most guys still try to flush (yes, yes, I know, I'm a slore ) I ALWAYS remind them not to flush. It might not have been one of mine. Some friends of mine were fucking on my bed a couple of months ago, it could have been them. Either way, dumbasses all around..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    i guess i havent been single in a long time. i thought thats what you did with used condoms!

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    Hey at least youre safe!! You make for a good story though! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by velvet
    i guess i havent been single in a long time. i thought thats what you did with used condoms!
    I thought you were supposed to reuse them by shaking the fuck out of them

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    We had condoms (plural!) clogging up our tank line..........I'm not going to say who it was, but I was so embarrassed because I jokingly told the septic tank cleaner, "Oh, no one gets laid in this house..." And then he stuck the hose into the pipe and out shot multicolored used condoms.

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    Who the hell would flush a condom down the toilet in the first place? Damn.
    The opposite of that is women who flush their tampons down the toilet. Does happen ... and happen more often than one thinks.


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    I thought you were supposed to flush condoms down the toilet. Shows what I know...

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    That's funny! A couple of years ago I had the same problem with the plumbing and it was caused by used tampons clogging up the pipes. The strings got caught together.

    I think you can flush the tampon part, not the applicator. Its just cotton. But if you have an older plumbing system its probably better to toss them. Still, when they are super bloody, they get flushed. That shit is too nasty too touch. TMI anyone???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Yeah, I was always amused by the fact that the tampon box swears up and down they're safe for septic tanks, yet I've never been to a public toilet that askes you not to flush them, and have had a tampon-induced clog. Learned my lesson there.

    I had to tell my bf not to flush condoms. *le shrug*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    That's funny! A couple of years ago I had the same problem with the plumbing and it was caused by used tampons clogging up the pipes. The strings got caught together.

    I think you can flush the tampon part, not the applicator. Its just cotton. But if you have an older plumbing system its probably better to toss them. Still, when they are super bloody, they get flushed. That shit is too nasty too touch. TMI anyone???
    Yeah, I always flush my tampons...stale blood isn't the best "odorizer" there is. Even if I clean out the wastebasket twice a day...ewwwww...

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    And, at Prester John! Too funny!

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    I never wear the pesky things, it's one of the joys of being married. BUT, yeah count me in the crowd who always flushed them. I used to wrap them up in a little wad of TP and flush them that way.
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