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    Default Just when I thought I'd seen it all...

    One of the club regulars was in yesterday. He usually comes in from work, painter or construction, and has a soda, tips the girls on stage and buys several dances. I've gone in the back with him before and he's always been polite and fun.
    We go in the back for a couple of dances then he asks for two more. During the third dance I hear a buzzing sound. I notice that he's got his hand in his pocket, figure he might be "adjusting". Then I put my hand on the side of his leg and it's vibrating! He has like one of those bullet vibrators in his pocket. I giggle and say something like he's a naughty boy. Then his pocket on the other side stars vibrating too! And he spends the whole time trying to get me to sit on his leg!

    Maybe he should get points for being concerned about me enjoying the dance but it's still a bit weird to me!

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    Default Re: Just when I thought I'd seen it all...

    LOL - You're right. That's one I've not heard of before.

    It's kind thoughtful, in a twisted kind of way, that he was thinking of you rather then just taking care of himself.

    You know up until you mentioned the second pocket, I was thinking maybe he just had his cell phone on vibrate, and was getting some phone calls. Guess not! Wow. What will us little boys think up next?

    You know on 2nd thought, you could have told him that the vibrating pockets woud take at least 10 songs to work for you. hehehehe
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    Default Re: Just when I thought I'd seen it all...

    lol..ive had this happen to me too!

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    Default Re: Just when I thought I'd seen it all...

    same here! What ARE they thinking!


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    Default Re: Just when I thought I'd seen it all...

    OMG thats hilarious!!! Even that its happened to more than one person!!

    Thats so uncool.....
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    Default Re: Just when I thought I'd seen it all...

    They're thinking it will get them off to see you get off... I think

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    Default Re: Just when I thought I'd seen it all...

    Wait!!!!
    I've had dances from him before!
    He;s actually said to myself and dancers that he has a surprise for us... Well, guess what it is.
    We always called him the vibrating penis guy.
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    Default Re: Just when I thought I'd seen it all...

    Yeah, these guys are trying to "turn you on" They think it might lead to extras...

    I used to know an old retired guy that did this....he was disgusting though. Maybe if a cute guy did it I might be interested, hahaaa.

    Gosh, it would be tiring to really be turned on for my whole shift. I would be ready for a nap in a few hours.

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    Default Re: Just when I thought I'd seen it all...

    I was at men strip club and the stripper took this sivler bullet dilo out of her pants...This was the first male strip club i ever went to...it seemed like it was normal there, everyone was laughing...i dont no..

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    Default Re: Just when I thought I'd seen it all...

    This gives me some very interesting ideas. Need permission beforehand (clitically, err critically, important) with an adventurous and friendly gal, and I know a few.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Default Re: Just when I thought I'd seen it all...

    HOLY SHIT! What is most shocking is that this has happened to more than one person. too weird!

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    Default Re: Just when I thought I'd seen it all...

    LOL.. elle and i had the same guy try this with us.

    wtf???
    i call him the pocket rocket man

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    Quote Originally Posted by tampadancer
    LOL.. elle and i had the same guy try this with us.

    wtf???
    i call him the pocket rocket man

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